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Subject: ZAP AND THE PASTOR
From: "The Office of Poofness" <2goforth@humanus.ca>
Date: Wed, October 5, 2022 9:45 pm

Zap Says

HI ALL

THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED TO ME, WITH A PASTOR AND HIS WIFE ROBBING ME OF THE MONTH RENT AND ALL MY BELONGINGS. I AM FORCED YET ONCE AGAIN TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP TO GET THROUGH WHILE THE PROJECT FUNDS ASSEMBLE THIS MONTH.

THE STORY IS SIMPLE. I RENTED A ROOM FROM THE LANDLORD WHO WAS RENTING FROM THE OWNER UPSTAIRS. THE HOUSE SOLD. EVERYBODY HAD TO MOVE.

THE LANDLORD ASKED FOR RENT UP FRONT FOR THE MONTH SO HE COULD GET ANOTHER HOUSE FOR ALL OF US (HE WAS SHORT ON DAMAGE DEPOSIT). I HAD NO ISSUES WITH THIS AND HELPED OUT. AFTER ALL HE IS A MAN OF GOD.

WHEN MOVING DAY CAME HE ASKED THAT I STAY WITH A FRIEND FOR ONE NIGHT WHILE HE GOT HIS CHURCH PEOPLE TO COME IN AND MOVE ALL OUR STUFF. OF COURSE I WAS HAPPY TO HELP AND DO THAT.

HE MOVED EVERYTHING. INCLUDING MY CHAIR THAT CAME AT A DEAR COST BUT I COULD WORK AND EVEN SLEEP IN IT WITHOUT DAMAGING MY SPINE FURTHER. THE REST WAS JUST BEDDING, DUVET, PILLOWS, DESK, ETC AND FOOD.

THE NEXT DAY THE LANDLORD TEXTS ME THAT I CAN GO PISS OFF AND THAT HE WOULD NEVER ALLOW ME NEAR HIS WIFE. THIS I FOUND PERPLEXING AS I HAVE MY OWN BELOVED AND DAUGHTER AND HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN ANYBODY ELSE. JUST THE WAY I AM. EARLIER IN THE WEEK, THE GOOD PASTOR’S WIFE STARTED TEXTING ME IF I FOUND HER ATTRACTIVE, AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF HER OTHER BODY PARTS. I WAS A BIT SHOCKED, BUT TEXTED BACK THAT I CAN NOT ENGAGE.

GUESS WHO ANSWERED BACK…THE PASTOR. HE SAID WHY WOULD I NOT? SO THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE AT WORK HERE AND I THINK I GOT PLAYED REAL GOOD.

YOU WILL FIND THIS INCREDULOUS, BUT HE ALSO REFERENCED ME USING TAP WATER IN A BAD WAY WHEN I THREW IT OUT OF THE KETTLE TO FILL IT WITH FILTERED WATER. WHO WANTS TO DRINK THE STUFF OUT OF THE TAP? THIS PASTOR WENT APOPLECTIC YELLING AND SWEARING HOW DARE I THROW OUT HIS WATER THAT HE PAYS FOR. WOW,

YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS LEADS TO, AND WHY I AM ASKING FOR A BIT OF HELP. WORKING AND LIVING IN A CAR IS NOT THE BEST THING TO DO, AND KINDA DIFFICULT.

THE FUNDING IS WELL ON ITS WAY AND WE ARE IN A BLACKOUT CONDITION AT THE MOMENT WHILE THEY DO THE MOVEMENTS, SO WE ARE NOT FAR AWAY THANK GOD. THE WORK IS BEGINNING IN A FEW OTHER PLACES ALREADY AS SOME SISTER ORGANIZATIONS HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED THEIR FUNDS AND ARE STAGING NOW TO BEGIN THE WORK AHEAD. WE ARE NOT FAR BEHIND.

MY GREAT THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN THIS HOUR OF NEED. GO FIGURE A MAN OF GOD WOULD ROB A CRIPPLED SENIOR CITIZEN AND MAKE HIM HOMELESS. MEN OF GOD ARE ONLY HUMAN TOO AND MAKE MISTAKES. ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY FOR HIM, AND LET THE POLICE HANDLE HIM AND HIS CHURCH.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS

LOVE AND LIGHT

IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

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