1. Hiyah Tom, In joyed yhur post on rumormill. YhU nailed it about "crybabies," giving one better innerstanding of perhaps many personalities showing up in ones life. This information is beyond NPC paradigm providing clarity. Certainly identified some showing up in our hologram, and healed those parts seen within once upon time. Thanks For Sharing

2. Dude, your whole written piece that you put all that time into is essentially COMPLAINING about Crybabies. That piece is toxic! Are or gave you been one? Sure seems that way...i kept looking for positive wording. Write about humor, insight, helpful information, solutions, and give inspiration so that your work is productive.

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: 1. Humans are born with a priceless talent. Since you are
: human, you can use that talent to heal yourself, or injure
: others. It’s called the crybaby talent. Like magic humans
: can instantly morph from ecstatic melodrama to crybaby,
: from jolly Jekyll, to horrible Hyde. Most humans use their
: crybaby talent to release emotions. Toxic crybabies use

: their talent in tantrum mode to control, manipulate and
: destroy human lives.

: 2. Knowledge is power. When you understand the crybaby talent,
: and know the nine main types of toxic crybabies, you won’t
: get sucked into their spastic dramas, and that means you
: won’t feel compelled to employ your own crybaby talent just
: to survive.

: 3. If you feel that your crybaby talent is turning toxic,
: Crybaby Anonymous can help you avoid becoming toxic. You
: can go to Crybaby Anonymous meetings and learn how not to
: have a mental and emotional meltdown when life doesn’t go
: your way. The Crybaby Anonymous Motto is: “Have no way life
: must go, and joy is all you’ll ever know.” As unbelievable
: as it is, there are over seven billion nonmembers of
: Crybaby Anonymous.

: PUBLIC NOTICE

: 4. Crybaby Anonymous meets every Monday. You can cry, moan,
: groan, roll on the floor, flail your arms, holler, scream,
: shriek, throw things, and complain about how life is not
: fair. As always, the topic at Crybaby Anonymous is, Things
: That Suck. Specific topics include: School, Teachers,
: Tests, Grades, Roommates, Dating, Restaurants, Jobs, and of
: course Government, People and Weather that Suck. Accidents,
: illness, disease, old age and death will be cried about.
: Trophies will go to the complainer and whiner with the
: saddest story, reddest eyes, or whoever brought the most
: Kleenex.

: GENERAL INFORMATION ABOUT CRYBABIES

: 5. Why are humans, crybabies? Your parents began programming
: you with the sounds of snowflakes melting on an open fire.
: Immediately after your birth your parents reacted to your
: midnight mindless shrieking by asking (during their
: terrifying experience) “Remind me why we had this kid?” and
: then they inadvertently continued to program you to be
: forever after a crybaby by catering to your every
: discomfort, and then, under penalty of law, they were
: forced to endure you and suffer you until their glorious
: release from parental prison when you turned forty-five and
: moved out of your bedroom which they immediately turned
: into an indoor swimming pool filled with sharks and no
: warning signs.

: 6. What follows is scientifically backed and ‘pee’ reviewed
: pure conjecture about why you might be a crybaby: When you
: were a baby you screamed when you got physically
: uncomfortable and someone
: cared for you so you’d be comfortable and shut-up. As a child
: you cried when you got emotionally uncomfortable and
: someone indulged you so you’d be satisfied and shut-up. As
: a youth you belly-ached when you got mentally uncomfortable
: and someone counseled you so you’d feel gratified and
: shut-up. As a teenager you complained when you got
: spiritually uncomfortable and someone guided you so you’d
: feel at peace and shut-up. And now as an adult you cry,
: scream, belly-ache and complain when life doesn’t cater to
: your every nonsensical, ludicrous and silly need, want and
: desire and everyone wishes you’d shut-up.

: 7. Life doesn’t care if you cry, scream, belly-ache, complain
: or go nuts. Life is neutral; life is impersonal; life is
: unbiased and life doesn’t care what you think it is, or
: what you think it should be, or what you think it should
: do. If you are still a programmed-crybaby it is because
: your conditioning, indoctrination and brainwashing from
: youth are working, and it can be summed up in this: Most
: adults will not depart from their childhood brainwashing,
: indoctrination and programming. Which means most humans
: will not remove their programs of unrealistic and
: irrational expectations of what life should be and
: reprogram themselves to accept life for what it actually
: is, which ultimately means they will live and die the way
: they were born, a crybaby.

: 8. There are humans who do not work on perfecting their
: crybaby talent to stop going crazy when life doesn’t go
: their way. Instead they use their crybaby talent as a
: weapon to get what they want. They are not normal
: crybabies. They are toxic
: conniving spastic super crybabies. The thoughts that follow
: are about spastic, conniving super crybabies that you will
: inevitably have to deal with. For brevity I use the words,
: “crybaby,” and “you”, however, I’m only addressing toxic
: crybabies and how they affect the lives of humans who only
: use their crybaby talents beneficially. NOTE: It is
: challenging to isolate normal crybaby attributes from toxic
: crybaby attributes (except when defining the nine types of
: toxic crybabies) so it may appear as if there is general
: information overlap. The Nine Types of Toxic Crybabies, and
: The Six Signs That You Are A Toxic Crybaby, and the Three
: Tests To Expose A Toxic Crybaby are at the end of the book.

: General Information About Crybabies

: 9. You can tell you’re in the presence of a crybaby when you
: hear its mantra, “Hey...I’m here. Let’s talk about me,
: about my life. I have needs, wants and desires that need
: your attention, and I didn’t come here to hear you babble
: about your inconsequential life.”

: 10. The most common sound of the crybaby species in the wild
: is, “LIFE SUCKS!”

: 11. Life is life, the rest is listening to humans cry when it
: doesn’t go their way, and as if that’s not enough to drive
: you nuts, many humans literally have Crybaby Disease. THE
: SYMPTOM: They freak-out when life doesn’t happen their way.
: THE CURE: Accept that life will not always happen your way.
: HOW? Don’t kick a flat tire. Don’t give the flat tire your
: energy–no thoughts, no emotions. Don’t get irritated, upset
: or angry. Just fix the freaking tire instead of
: freaking-out and kicking the freaking tire. Kicking the
: tire only makes it mad. And if you kick the tire you are as
: mad-as-a-hatter with a freaked out flat tire.

: 12. If you act like a two-year old, people will treat you like
: a two-year old. If you pout, get annoyed, irritated, upset,
: angry, throw things, roll on the floor and scream, get
: depressed, despondent, regretful, afraid, and are a
: miserable self-obsessed foot stomping little shit to be
: around just because you’re not getting what you want or
: because life (people, places and things) are not happening
: your way, you’re living in a circus mirror created by your
: clown thoughts. If you don’t start controlling your mind
: and emotions and start appreciating life the way it
: happens, your misery will be world class ugly. The good
: news is, at your funeral, your family will only say good
: things about you, but later, they’ll sigh in relief and say
: life is more enjoyable with you being dead. Why? Because
: they will no longer have to walk on eggs and put up with
: your crybaby whining Yo-yo mad-as-a-hatter bullshit joy
: sucking-attitude. Change your thoughts, change your ways,
: change your life, and change your own diaper (and loved
: ones clapping at your funeral is not a compliment).

: 13. Crybabies litter the landscape like soiled underwear and
: you can’t go anywhere without stepping on one, and since
: hunting them is illegal, they stalk unaware low information
: humans.

: 14. You might be a crybaby if you let your thoughts free-range
: and feed off your unbridled needs, wants and desires, and
: you will stay that way until you decide to bridle your
: self-centered, vain, prideful and egotistical appetites by
: controlling the thoughts that also make you an obnoxious
: jerk.

: 15. A crybaby requires a never-ending supply of pacifiers to
: be happy, and if it doesn’t get them it will have a toxic
: emotional meltdown and poison everyone who couldn’t find
: the door fast enough

: 16. Dehydration and wrinkles are only two symptoms of
: crybabies. Another symptom is, no blind dates. Crybabies
: can’t have blind dates because they have no friends that
: will pawn them off on people that their friends–that they
: don’t have–don’t like.

: 17. If you are a crybaby and want to stop moaning and groaning
: when not having sex, the military has a cure. They need
: targets.

: 18. There are humans who think everything is a crisis and
: complain, bellyache, whine and rage through life, and are,
: for all intents and purposes, professional crybabies who
: can’t seem to come to grips with the reality that life will
: not cater to their every fancied need, want and desire,
: when in fact, compared to many people, they have good
: lives, great lives, even awesome lives, better lives than
: the kings and queens of yesteryear and better lives than
: most people on the planet today. Don’t be a professional
: crybaby. Do it for free.

: 19. You will meet people who turn mean and ugly when they
: don’t get their way or don’t get what they want. You will
: work with people who get irritated, upset, angry or violent
: when life doesn’t meet their expectations. You may even
: marry a person who turns sour and venomous when vexing
: things happen to him or her. And you may birth and raise
: little humans who are never satisfied, who cry, moan and
: complain and never grow-up. And if that’s you.
: Congratulations! You’ve developed a unique and cherished
: talent sought for by no one, which is to live in hell
: before your time.

: 20. You might be a crybaby if your attitude is graveyard
: depressed and you think life is a smelly dumpster in a
: greasy alley and you spew a funeral halo and have a
: decomposing aura. If that is you, then not only is it not
: fun being you, it’s not fun being near you or doing
: anything with you (burying you is the one exception).

: 21. A crybaby is like a Yo-yo. One moment it’s up, the next
: it’s down. A Yo-yo crybaby hates experiences that do not
: fulfill its physical, mental, emotional and spiritual
: needs, wants and desires, and it gets angry during
: experiences that do not validate its beliefs, biases,
: prejudices, opinions, and conclusions, which means planet
: earth is a crybaby Yo-yo factory.

: 22. If there were fewer crybabies trolling social events I
: might go again. When I used to go, and they started
: complaining and whining, I’d say, “Would you like some
: cheese with that whine?”

: 23. People who live with a crybaby have mastered the ability
: to walk on eggs, which is lucky for crybabies who would
: otherwise be instant omelets.

: 24. Being a crybaby is not as bad as being an emotional -
: drama - pimp. However, of all the energy-vampires,
: crybabies get more suck per mile than any other suckers.

: 25. Crybabies have firecrackers for brains and everyone they
: meet carries a lit match, and if you spark them, they will
: ignite and explode in a New York minute (3 seconds). When
: that happens I say, “Please excuse me if I don’t hang
: around for the fireworks. I have to go throw myself on a
: cactus.”

: 26. Most people would rather watch reruns of reruns of bad
: sequels than watch a crybaby take an emotional dump when it
: doesn’t get what it wants.

: 27. If you think people should love you and coddle you for
: your unstable mental and emotional pimple explosions,
: you’re not just a crybaby, you’re a looney-tunes character.

: 28. Crybabies destroy families, friendships, and careers, and
: then, after destroying their lives, they join Crybaby
: Anonymous because only other crybabies will suffer their
: childish, juvenile and destructive behavior, but only if
: they bring punch and cookies and leave immediately.

: 29. If you are not a crybaby you are worth a million Prozac.
: If you are a crybaby, take them and chill.

: 30. Crybabies are unreasonable, irrational and illogical
: (those are their good points).

: 31. If you are tired of all the benefits that come with being
: a crybaby (the emotionally explosive Yo-yo swings and
: exasperating dramas and busted relationships) there is only
: one way to stop crying when life doesn’t go your way, and
: that is to have no way life must go.

: TYPES OF TOXIC CRYBABIES

: 32. There are many kinds and types of crybabies. There are as
: many varieties as there are broken pacifiers, broken homes
: and destroyed lives, though toxic crybabies don’t notice
: until they’re six feet under and wondering why people are
: peeing on their grave.

: 33. Real crybabies, and fake crybabies, enjoy different
: whines. Real crybabies come with bad-baggage. They arrive
: here genetically screwed-up. They are prideful, arrogant,
: self-important, overbearing, insulting, abusive, vain,
: conceited, in love with themselves too much, egotistical,
: begrudging, resentful, envious, jealous and greedy (if it
: wasn’t for all that they’d just be ordinary jerks). Fake
: crybabies bought into bad-baggage as a way to deal with
: life. They become narcissistic chamaeleon crybabies and
: would tarnish lawyers and politicians if it wasn’t too
: late.

: 34. The crybaby nut is the most common nut (and the least
: palatable) in the nut bowl of life. A crybaby nut complains
: to
: get what it wants and complains when it gets it. Crybaby nuts
: are joyless energy-sucking black holes.

: 35. Homegrown crybabies are not as bad as birthed crybabies.
: Homegrown crybabies were programmed to fear life. They
: think life is trying to hurt them and kill them (which it
: is) thus they are jumpy, nervous, uptight, stressed-out,
: high-strung and extremely volatile and live on the edge of
: an always deteriorating cliff that people would push them
: off if they could get away with it.

: 36. Sneaky Crybabies are like Halloween tricker-treaters
: pretending to be who they are not. It isn’t until after
: they are in a relationship that they take off their masks
: and you discover you’ve been tricked and you’re the treat.

: 37. Whiny Crybabies spray and pollute a room worse than
: skunk-stink. Whiners dish out disharmony when they pout and
: mope and sulk. They lack appreciation and are so
: self-centered they think humans were invented to take them
: for a walk and pick up their poop.

: 38. Complaining, fault-finding, negative crybabies, judge and
: condemn. They walk and talk unfiltered gloom and doom. If
: it’s your misfortune to run into one (and you will)
: hopefully its emotional support elephant wasn’t hurt; you
: won’t be as lucky.

: 39. Mean-Spirited Crybabies are cruel and brutally shrewd.
: They build themselves up by mentally, emotionally and
: physically pulling and pushing and tearing you down. They
: are the dinky dicked bullies on the playground of life.

: 40. Con Artist Crybabies lack empathy and use their minds,
: emotions, and bodies to manipulate, trick, scam, bamboozle,
: deceive, lie and steal. They can’t understand why the
: people they’ve bamboozled don’t appreciate their free
: screwing.

: 41. Adult crybabies never get over getting spanked and crying
: when they exited their prenatal escape pod. They just keep
: on crying and get emotionally louder, and if you spank
: them, some of them like it now.

: 42. A normal crybaby cries, and can get irritated or upset
: when life doesn’t happen the way they want. They are not
: dangerous to be around. They’re just letting off steam.

: 43. A toxic crybaby gets angry, furious, and violent (can
: become a raging impassioned out-of-its-mind totally nuts
: lunatic) when life isn’t happening the way they want. They
: can be dangerous to be around.

: SIX SIGNS YOU ARE A TOXIC CRYBABY

: If you read the book, you already know if you are, or are not,
: a toxic crybaby because it was detailed throughout the
: book. If you have not read the book, and came here to read
: the six signs you’ll have to go and read the book to find
: them. However, here are some words that apply to toxic
: crybabies: Lie a lot; Controlling; Complainer; Plays
: victim; Abuse emotionally; See only bad in people; Feel
: sorry for themselves; Disregards boundaries; Don’t like
: others around you; Never wrong, never admit; Takes
: advantage of kindness; Always talking about their problems;
: Don’t listen or respect opinions. Hates being told, “No!”

: THREE TESTS THAT EXPOSE A
: HUGGER-MUGGER TOXIC CRYBABY

: If you want to test someone to see if they are a toxic
: crybaby, here are three tests to see how they deal with
: life when it doesn’t go their way. If they fail some of the
: tests, maybe they’re just human, or maybe they’re just
: plain toxic.

: Test One: Ask them to tell you about themselves. Be prepared
: for a long sales pitch about “I am this; I did that; I went
: there; I own this, and I am so full of myself, and don’t
: interrupt me, this is not about you. It’s just about me and
: how great I am.” They will go on and on, and on and never
: ask anything about you.

: Test Two: Ask them to tell you about their imperfections, or
: weaknesses. Be prepared to listen to the sound of silence
: that will quickly be broken by them telling you more of
: their exceptional good points.

: Test Three: Tell them your boundaries. Tell them what you
: won’t do. They will agree whole heartedly at the time, and
: the rest of the time they will do everything possible to
: get you to change your mind.

: Life is all about them, NOT you. If you want to have some fun,
: tell them, “There’s an opening at Crybaby Anonymous for a
: mentor. Too bad you’re not qualified.” Be prepared for
: anger, accusations and tears as they blame you and others
: for being a toxic crybaby.

: Wisdom Digest Publishing
: Tom Braun
: 435-238-5432
: nemesistombraun@gmail.com