It’s Worse Than I Thought!

I am still gathering news on this, but so far I have discovered the Furby conspiracy is far worse than we thought.

I figured it was a New World Order plot to dumb down our kids by interfering with their cognitive developmental stage. But I have just been passed information that is truly, "X-Filian"! (That's a new word coinage for the X-Files era, it means an event that so defies rational explanation that it can only by explained by placing it in the X-Files category. Coinage courtesy of Ru Mills.)

I have just been faxed information from one of my reliable sources that Furby's are an extra terrestrial creation. He says Furbese, the language that Furby's speak, is actually an alien language.

He says the earth is getting ready to be colonized by an alien landing force. The Furby's are the first wave. The next wave will arrive in about five years.

My source says the children who have been educated by the Furby's will act as translators. He said that contrary to dumbing down the children, the Furbese language will make them mature much faster.

He said he doesn't know what else it does to them. But he thinks that it somehow interferes with humanitarian compassion and makes them into robots who only respond to orders given in Furbese.

This story is still developing, but he also said that alien DNA is being "sprinkled" into our atmosphere. The DNA is entering the food chain, and by the time the aliens arrive, they will be able to feed themselves from food stuffs grown upon our planet. My source did not know if humans would still be able to get nourishment from our food.

The most chilling of all the predictions he made was that the children are being taught Furbese so they can relate to the aliens in such a way that inter species marriage will be common. In this way, the aliens don't have to raise anymore hybrids in laboratories, they can reproduce themselves in the same way that humans reproduce.

All this time I have thought it was the New World Order we were fighting, now I realize it is Aliens, and Furby's are just the first wave of alien attack and invasion.

Brian, What are we going to do? Should we buy Furby's and learn their language so we can act as translators? Or will we be considered too old and too human to save ourselves this way.

This is serious. The Aliens are coming, The Aliens are coming!!!!

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