: This is a carefully woven diatribe, Jana. But I don't think
: you should lay the blame at Joseph's feet. For a few
: shekels, he turned out to be a pretty good prognosticator.
: And he was betrayed by his own flesh and blood.

The story of Joseph is an interesting one but you'll never know just how interesting until you break the spell you're under. Joseph was a nasty customer, filled to the brim with the Jacob-Abraham-Satanic mishposhe, a necessary combination to penetrate the Egyptian realm. The only way "Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan" could "enter" Egypt was as a "helpless" youth. Egyptians were a warm-hearted, intelligent, peaceful people who were not by nature suspicious. They were trusting and kindly and would, of course, take in an orphan boy. Satan, "the lord" having tried everything to get at them knew this "weakness". The Egyptians saw a poor, pathetic child in Joseph. They did not see the ravenous predator, the wolf in sheep's clothing, a repository of a whole line of vicious predators gazing out of his eyes. The only fault of the Egyptians was that they saw with their heart.

So Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan went to work weaving spells, causing dissension and disruptions in the first household that took him in. Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan put a spell on the lady of the house, driving her wild with desire. After all Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan is a skilled sorcerer and knows all the black arts including love potions, poisons and hypnosis. The woman finally drove him out by having him arrested. So Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan sat in prison for awhile but he wasn't idle, just re-grouping. For his next event he "arranged" the fate of the two servants of Pharaoh's and "predicted" the outcome, making it look like he (Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan) "knew" the future. Actually he did know the future because he caused things to happen by commanding the legions of the "koshered" ones that were tortured to death in the satanic rituals the Jews call worshipping their "g-d". I bet you didn't know that, did you? Satan taught them that the way to get demons to do their bidding is to torture INNOCENT CHILDREN to death by draining them dry of their blood. But first, they had to place all their nasty, ugly, vile SINS on their victims blemishless little heads, so when they killed them the victim went to hell and ended up working for Satan. And I bet you thought they just did this stuff to Lambs and Heifers and Turtledoves. Well, if you did you were wrong, Wrong, WRONG! We're talkin' SATAN, remember? Evil!

So this Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan worms his way into Pharaoh's realm with some fancy predictions which he knew were going to come about because that's what the plan was. Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan places Pharaoh under a spell and proceeds to take over the throne and all the food supply. Poor Pharaoh is hypnotized and turned into a zombie under the complete control of Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan. So, old sly, cunning like a fox, vicious like a lion, cold-blooded as a snake Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan gathers all the food that the Egyptians had grown, and toiled, and harvested and LOCKS IT UP claiming the orders came from (the now mind controlled slave) Pharaoh who is nothing but a shell for Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan. (This, by the way, is the first known incident of the Edgar Bergen-Charlie MacCarthy, man and dummy syndrome. Like I said, everything has a seed somewhere.)

So Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan controls all the food and the weather which turns to drought. Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan now SELLS back to the Egyptians their OWN FOOD THAT THEY GREW THEMSELVES. Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan first gets all their money, then all their property, then their lives! Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan TURNED THE EGYPTIANS INTO SLAVES! How's that for a nice guy?

So I guess I shouldn't "lay the blame at Joseph's feet" because Joseph was, in fact, a millipede with a thousand feet to blame.

By the time this insect-like Joseph-Jacob-Abraham-Satan mishposhe got through the entire civilization known as Egypt was thrown into darkness and all the people lost to slavery until the brothers Atmose and Kamose rose up and drove the Jews out of Egypt some 430 years later. (The Jews tell a very big lie about this. They tell it where "one of their own", Moses, is the hero and cast themselves in the role of victims. WHAT A CROCK! Since they wrote the history, they figured no one would find out what liars they are.) Atmose and Kamose made a noble effort but too much damage had been done. Too many breeding programs mixing too many bloodlines had occurred. So much was lost. Humankind was plunged into the dark ages that have continued right up to today.

So that is the REAL story of Joseph with all the incriminating details that they have conveniently left out of their so-called "holy" Bible. And they have repeated this theatrical production over and over and over ad nauseam. --Jana