Thanks Hobie for the Latin translation! I'm going to use in my next incantation to summon a three legged witch monkey (sic).

To the frothing moralist who would bash Harry Potter as some kind of satanic siren call, have you read any other articles published in The Onion?

Maybe you will like these as well:

National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue
http://theonion.com/onion3539/national_funk_congress.html

Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary
http://theonion.com/onion3637/bush_horrified.html

Casual One-Nighter Gives Strom Thurmond Change Of Heart On Gay Issue
http://theonion.com/onion3112/stromchange.html

Clinton Blows Entire Paycheck

http://theonion.com/onion3545/clinton_playcheck.html

Hmm, so if the Harry Potter story is true, these others must be true too...

Something is happening but you don't know what it is. Do you Mr & Mrs Jones?