A parody song submitted by CGI member Morgan.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3mYEH47fO4&list=RDG3mYEH47fO4&start_radio=1

Well I blew apart the whole Middle East
And it seems the price of oil has increased
I announced the Ayatollah was dead
All that got me was a price on my head

Clowns in the GOP
Provokers on the right

Here I am, stuck in the Strait of Hormuz

Yes I’m, stuck in the strait of Hormuz
With lots of oil that I can’t even use
Seems we ran into it a few bottlenecks
Can’t understand why they don’t send it FedEx

Clowns in the GOP
Provokers on the right
Here I am, stuck in the strait of Hormuz

When you start a war alone and then
you say that you just beat Iran
And the NATO friends you’re calling
They don’t call you back,
you say “please, please”

There is only one more thing you can do
Point the finger back at Netanyahu
Say you won then turn around and go home
Maybe find a way to blame Kristi Noem

Clowns in the GOP
Provokers on the right
Here I am, stuck in the strait of Hormuz

Yes I’m stuck in the strait of Hormuz

[break]

When you start a war alone and then
you say that you just beat Iran
And the NATO friends you’re calling
They don’t call you back,
you say “please, please”

Now they’re calling it “Department of War”
And we see just what that rebrand was for
For dead soldiers, got to show some remorse
Then I’ll play a round of golf on my course

Well it’s Clowns in the GOP
Provokers on the right
Here I am, stuck in the strait of Hormuz

Yes I’m stuck in the strait of Hormuz
Stuck in the strait of Hormuz
Here I am, stuck in the strait of Hormuz