https://www.lewrockwell.com/2026/03/karen-kwiatkowski/operation-epsteins-fury-is-a-roaring-success/
Operation Epstein’s Fury Is a Roaring Success!

By Karen Kwiatkowski
March 2, 2026

Bibi Netanyahu has again salvaged his prime ministership, and the hapless Donald Trump hopes the markets won’t move too badly this week. After all, his advisors and partners told him this would be easy, and good for his presidency. A cakewalk, if you will. Israel will do the heavy lifting, they said.

Saturday’s attack on Iran was posed as a decapitation strike; it also decapitated several dozen schoolgirls in southern Iran within the first few hours, but thats just war, right? Trump told Americans that the latest unconstitutional mayhem was based on five facetious factors: 1) No nuclear weapons or nuclear enrichment for Iranians, 2) no long range ballistics missiles for Iranians, 3) no Ayatollah for the Iranians, 4) no Iranian support for anti-Israel forces like Hezbollah or Hamas, and 5) liberation of the Iranian people, first of their weapons.

For good measure, Trump later added that Iran had also tried to manipulate our presidential elections. Charges of smuggling fentanyl or trying to kill Trump’s Daddy back in the day are probably being held in reserve. Levine, Barry Check Amazon for Pricing.

“Facetious” applies, but “false” or “fake” works just as well. To break it down, and most Americans already have, we recognize that Iran doesn’t have nukes, and won’t have them in a few weeks, no matter how many times Bibi or AIPAC lobbyists say it. Strangely enough, Iran has more motivation than ever to make, buy or borrow them, given the routine attacks they suffer by the twin nuclear pariahs. Netanyahu’s more recent requirement that Iran eliminate their conventional ballistic missiles is as idiotic as it is vague – what Trump means to say is he and Israel simply wish to be able to strike Iran at will without those annoying retaliatory strikes. Israel and Trump no likey the Ayatollah, and would prefer a pet of their own running Tehran and dictatoring the great and long-suffering Iranian people just the way we like it. Assassination attempts have happened before, and Bibi and the Donald both wax poetic about their past achievements in this arena. Trump proudest first-term moment was his assassination (extra-constitutional and extra-judicial) of Major General Qasem Soleimani, the second most powerful person in the Iranian leadership at the time. He’ll take credit for the death of Khamenei in any case, and he likes the way “decapitation strike” sounds.