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August 27, 2025

Trump Nears Exposing Autism Truth And Saves “Uncle Herschel” From Woke Mob

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

A compelling new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting President Donald Trump held an extraordinary televised Cabinet Meeting yesterday, about which was revealed: “Somebody get the commander-in-chief a Gatorade. President Trump just wrapped a marathon cabinet meeting on Tuesday afternoon that lasted a staggering 3 hours and 17 minutes — a time in which viewers could have watched The Godfather, or The Godfather III for that matter, in its entirety”, says the most critically discussed issue of the meeting was the true and hidden cause of autism, and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. proclaimed: “We will have announcements as promised in September, finding interventions, certain interventions, now that are clearly almost certainly causing autism...And we’re going to be able to address those in September”.

While President Trump nears exposing the truth about autism, this report notes, yesterday he also waged a war to save “Uncle Herschel”, the beloved icon of Cracker Barrel Old Country Store restaurants whose woke mob leftist corporate owners were close to executing..

While woke mob Cracker Barrel corporate owners were preparing to execute “Uncle Herschel” by eliminating him from their restaurant signs, this report continues, President Trump warningly declared yesterday: “Cracker Barrel should go back to the old logo, admit a mistake based on customer response (the ultimate Poll) and manage the company better than ever before”—and was a warning declaration swiftly followed by the news: “Cracker Barrel informed the White House directly that it was planning to revert back to its old logo, telling a top aide that Trump’s comments had been heard”.

After President Trump saved “Uncle Herschel” from a woke mob execution and nears exposing the truth about autism, this report concludes, British fashion magazine Vanity Fair global editorial director Mark Guiducci floated the idea of putting former supermodel First Lady Melania Trump on the cover in an upcoming issue, then one of his woke junior editors raged: “I will walk out the motherfucking door, and half my staff will follow me...We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we’re just not going to do it...We’re going to stand for what’s right”—but if President Trump is really a despot, he’s actually mocking the word by saving beloved American icons, exposing autism truths to save children and making America safe and prosperous again.

[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

RFK Jr. Says Autism Causes Will Be Revealed In September | TRENDING
https://youtu.be/kANqUHIcIgA

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