UNSCREWING YOUR MIND ONE THOUGHT AT A TIME

“God” likes jokes, made humans, hasn’t rested or stopped laughing since.

Of your thinking is driving you nuts, this book will roast those nuts.

WHAT PEOPLE NEVER SAID ABOUT THIS BOOK: 12 STAR REVIEW:

★ it’s a ride through your mental hell. No snowflake has survived;
★ is like rubbing alcohol into a cut. Painful, but therapeutic;
★ will insult human intelligence, if it’s discovered;
★ should be banned...or some other deodorant should be used;
★ it lies. It’s not little. It’s eight and a half by eleven inches;

★ until I read this book my mind drove me nuts;
★ would be funny if it wasn’t true, so it’s funny.
★ is humorous, like when someone sneezes snot on a birthday cake;
★ exposes facts that should never be revealed until after you’re dead;
★ makes torture a pleasant alternative;
★ is like doing open-heart brain surgery with a dull spoon;
★ it awakens the reader to the wackiness of human thinking and leaves humans flabbergasted and mind boggled that the universe was so inconsiderate as to create humans (it did it for its fun).

★★★★★★
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, A TWELVE STAR REVIEW
★★★★★★

If you are an immature fragile snowflake or are mentally and emotionally constipated and too full of yourself or take yourself and life seriously, and are looking for a book so you can feel insulted and offended so you can rant and rave about how much you are suffering, this book is your huckleberry.

NOT ALL HUMANS SUFFER LIFE
(yet... there are lives that are beyond extremely difficult... so...)
THIS BOOK IS ONLY FOR HUMANS WHO SUFFER BECAUSE THEY’RE DUMB ASSES.

NOT ALL HUMANS SUFFER LIFE
(yet... there are lives that are beyond extremely difficult... so...)
THIS BOOK IS ONLY FOR HUMANS WHO SUFFER BECAUSE THEY’RE DUMB ASSES (ignorant people suffer no matter what happens).

THE GOAL IS NOT TO SUFFER LIFE, BUT TO ENJOY LIFE. THE GOAL IS TO BE SO PLEASANT, HAPPY AND JOYFUL THAT EVEN GOD CAN’T STAND BEING AROUND YOU.

THREE QUESTIONS TO SEE IF Your thinker sane, a Yo-yo, a crybaby, or nuts?

1. ARE YOU PLEASANT COMPANY? No matter what unpleasant things happen, are you always pleasant?

If you answered, “YES,” then you have conquered your mind and emotions, or are sane or dead.

If you answered, “NO,” that means you are up when life goes your way, and down when life doesn’t, which means you’re a yo-yo.

2. DO YOU WHINE AND COMPLAIN when you do not get your way?

If you answered, “NO,” you are sane or took your medication.

If you answered, “YES,” you’re a Crybaby.

3. ARE YOU IRRATIONAL? Do you do things knowing they are harmful?

If you answered, “NO,” you are sane, which means you are obviously not human.

If you answered, “YES,” well then, that’s the very definition of nuts, which means... you’re nuts.

LINK TO BOOK: https://tombraunsenior.blogspot.com/2018/10/