Wouldn't it be "Pope Donald"?

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https://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index4956.htm

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May 4, 2025

Pope Trump Presides Over Historic “Zero Gravity-Zero Clue” Blonde Origin Mission

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

An amazing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting Ukrainian Dictator Vladimir Zelensky declared: “I’m sure that after our meeting at the Vatican, President Trump will see things a bit differently”, says this declaration was joined by President Donald Trump proclaiming: “I’d like to be pope, that would be my number one choice”, then the White House released a photo of him sitting on the Vatican throne as Pope Trump—American warmongering neocon Bill Kristol quickly posted the message: “Hey, @JDVance, you fine with this disrespect and mocking of the Holy Father?”, and Vice President J.D. Vance near instantly fired back: “As a general rule, I'm fine with people telling jokes and not fine with people starting stupid wars that kill thousands of my countrymen”.

In the first official act of self proclaimed Pope Trump, this report notes, he presided over the historic “Zero Gravity-Zero Clue” space mission Blonde Origin led by world-renowned American conservative journalist Megyn Kelly, who led her all female crew on a 22 minute weightless space journey, that doubled the 11 minute weightless Blue Origin space journey accomplished by its all female leftist celebrity crew last week.

The first American religious leader to comment about Pope Trump yesterday, this report continues, was Pastor Allen Jackson, who proclaimed that “divine intervention” saved the life of Pope Trump and declared: “I don’t know any way to explain him surviving that event in Pennsylvania apart from divine intervention...That’s really close to dead right there, the instant when you have to turn your head to avoid the catastrophe, yeah, that seems more than, like, just random chance to me”—and as proof that “divine intervention” is protecting Pope Trump, yesterday it saw the long shot race horse Sovereignty beating out the hugely favored race horse Journalism to win the Kentucky Derby.

While American sovereignty champion Pope Trump watched its namesake long shot race horse trounce its favored rival Journalism in the Kentucky Derby, this report details, it was a trouncing joined by leftist CNN journalist Isobel Yeung, who baited a Sinaloa Cartel leader for a vicious response with the questions: “According to the Trump Administration, you are a terrorist...You are a member of a terrorist organization...What do you make of that?...What is your message to Donald Trump if he’s watching this?”, but this Mexican gang leader quickly answered: “My respect...According to him, he’s looking out for his people”.

Most certainly not respecting Pope Trump, that he sat with in the Vatican just a week ago, this report concludes, is Dictator Zelensky, who declared he would not honor the cease fire offered by President Putin and threatened to launch missiles to assassinate the world leaders attending the Victory Day celebrations to honor the 80^th Anniversary of the defeat of Nazi Germany in Moscow on 9 May—and was a threat followed by Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev ominously warning: “In the event of a real provocation on Victory Day, no one guarantees that 10 May will come in Kiev”.

[Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

Donald Trump as Pope? White House shares US President's AI image in Papal attire
https://youtu.be/MnDZA-Yyx-w

Watch "Blonde Origin" - Reaching New Heights of Trolling, with Megyn Kelly, and the MK Media Team
https://youtu.be/6awW_ZYtz50

The Sinaloa Cartel told us what they think of President Trump
https://youtu.be/NvHsgEZ6lWc

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