***and other lies the media would love for you to swallow . . .

By Jenna McCarthy - March 4, 2025

ICYMI, a coffee klatch of crunchy moms, conspiracy theorists, anti-vaxxers, homesteaders, homeschoolers, Big Pharma skeptics, disaffected Trump supporters, and a sizable chunk of the MAHA mafia are having a collective conniption over the op-ed RFK Jr. penned for FOX News this week about the current measles outbreak. And I will concede—particularly if you’re not a fan of reading [between the lines] and you have the patience of a toddler waiting in line to ride Dumbo the Flying Elephant at Disneyland—that on the surface, the piece could be construed as a bit of a disappointment.

[*ducks in case any crunchy moms throw rocks at my head]

The list of things-not-to-love about the essay is pretty easy to pick out, but I’ll bullet-point it for you because I’m codependent that way (all emphasis mine):

- “Measles is a highly contagious respiratory illness with certain health risks, especially to unvaccinated individuals.” Wait, what? Now Kennedy’s a vaccine fan?

- “In response to this outbreak, I have directed the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response (ASPR) to work closely with the Texas health authorities to provide comprehensive support. HHS’ efforts include offering technical assistance, laboratory support, vaccines, and therapeutic medications as needed.” He said the v-word again! The lying traitor!

- “We must engage with communities to understand their concerns, provide culturally competent education, and make vaccines readily accessible for all those who want them.” OMG Pharma got him! He’s on the payroll now!

- “Vaccines not only protect individual children from measles, but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable to be vaccinated due to medical reasons.” Stop the ride already. I want off. . . .

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