Two New Cabinet Posts -- Both Filled by One Person (Me)!

by Mary W Maxwell, PhD, LLB

What is a "Cabinet" in the American government? It is not mentioned in the US Constitution, so it has no legal clout. However, it is implicit in the president's job that he/she can seek advice all over the place. No doubt each president calls buddies together to discuss this or that. I do not know of any 'rule' for assembling the whole Cabinet, but apparently it does happen.

President George Washington made the first Cabinet-type appointment by creating the position of Secretary of Treasury, Secretary of State (equivalent to Foreign Minister in the UK), Secretary of War (later named Defense, to deflect citizens' attention), and Attorney General. These, and later appointments, are seen to be the heads of "executive departments."

According to whitehouse.gov:

"President Joe Biden’s Cabinet includes Vice President Kamala Harris and the heads of the 15 executive departments — the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, and the Attorney General.

"Additionally, the Cabinet includes the White House Chief of Staff, the US Ambassador to the United Nations, the Director of National Intelligence, and the US Trade Representative, as well as the heads of the Environmental Protection Agency, Office of Management and Budget, Council of Economic Advisers, Office of Science and Technology Policy, and Small Business Administration."

If a question about war comes up, I don't envision any particular wisdom that would be provided by the Secretary of Education or the head of the Small Business Administration. And if the issue is agriculture, I don't see how the White House chief of staff has anything to contribute. But anyway, "the Cabinet" sounds comforting, and it suggests that there exists a mechanism for coordinating the many responsibilities of government.

Betcha that mechanism is external to our elected government! And betcha it is hugely criminal. The rest of this article is satire, so sit back and enjoy. I am about to describe myself as being appointed to two separate Cabinet posts, neither of which thus far exists.

Will Mary Maxwell Double-Dip? And Is She Qualified?

The first thing that may come to people's mind when they hear that I might hold two federal posts is: Will she get two salaries -- will she double dip? This concern can be set aside, as I hereby promise to strip the Treasury of only one dime per day, that is $36.50 per year (or in leap year, $36.60) for each job, so a total of $73.00 per year or $73.10 in a leap year.

Probably there's a lot of double-dipping that goes on which we don't know about. On September 24, 2004, President Bush -- "W" -- appointed Porter Goss as head of Central Intelligence, but as recently as the day before, on September 23, 2004, Goss had sat in Congress as the member for Southwest Florida. Surely, Bush would not have asked a guy with no Intel experience to become head of Central Intelligence -- Goss must have been a covert while working at The Hill. Tsk, tsk. Not allowed. Note: It was Goss who squelched Gary Webb's whistleblowing on the CIA's importation of drugs.

Next question: Is Mary Maxwell qualified? This should somehow be researched by the Senate, since Article II, sec 2 of the US Constitution says that when the president appoints an officer, the consent of the Senate [simple majority] is required. Mary herself says she is not greatly qualified yet is more qualified than almost anyone else, for these two positions.

New Cabinet Post -- Secretary of Protection of the Constitution

The first post for Mary is Secretary of Protection of the Constitution. She will supervise a group of 9 scholars, activists, and aggrieved parties, who will point out existing, or threatened, violations of the parchment, and what to do about them.

Owing to the current national debt ($37 trillion, they say), these 8 persons will ask for compensation consisting only of the love and gratitude of the nation for preserving their life-preserver, the 1787 Constitution. However, to conduct their work, these persons wish to have expenses paid, such as good hardware and software, and fares for necessary travel. Don't worry, no scurrilous perks.

As this is a department within the Executive Branch, the focus will heavily be on protecting the Constitution against harms done by the Legislative Branch and the Judicial Branch (or the legal industry in general). But Mary is not known for turning a blind eye to presidential clobbering of the precious parchment, such as by the licentious use of executive orders, the unconstitutional declaring of war, or the weaponizing of the activities of the Department of Justice.

Controversial Name of the Other New Cabinet Post

As for the other new post, it has, tentatively, an unpleasant name. It covers unpleasant stuff. It may be possible later to euphemize the name, but for now it is called The Secretary for Shit. Normally we call an executive in cabinet "The Secretary OF," not FOR. We say, for example, The Secretary of Defense. However, "The Secretary of Shit" would sound even worse than The Secretary for Shit.

Note: A possibly nicer name would be The Secretary of Whistleblowing, as whistleblowers are usually the source of our knowledge of the sh*t. Whistleblowers (such as the aforementioned Gary Webb) do not get treated very well -- death is a typical job hazard. So having a Cabinet post will make it easier for people to "sing." The Secretary (me) will endeavor to track down the killers of the whistleblowers. "Officially," Gary Webb suicided by shooting himself in the head, twice. 'Mazing.

The money for that work could come from donations from the public. It is in the selfish interest of every citizen (even the bad guys) for sh*t-exposure to take place. As it is today, we are drowning in it. Folks won't talk about it -- or even think about it -- as the whole picture is too scary. Just wait for the day when it is completely unscary to talk about it. Peeps will be excited when the GAO (General Accounting Office) reports the dollar amounts it paid for tracking down the whistleblowers' killers. The New York Times will have to publish it!

A Summary of the Sh*t

Here are 10 items that my executive department will need to deal with:

1. Elections are routinely stolen, not just presidential but Congressional and gubernatorial. It is a cinch to steal an election by using software. Jim Collier showed in his 1992 book VoteScam that the mainstream media were technically in charge of vote-reporting and they reported whatever they wanted and then got the figures to synchronate.

2. The Covid pandemic was a planned crime, carried out in part by the fact that the US kow-towed to a foreign body, the "World Health Organization." There's no excuse (ask the Secretary of Protection of the Constitution) for the US to obey any sort of world government. Ever.

3. A "very prestigious" group of Americans, known as the CFR -- Council on Foreign Relations -- outright encourages the abandonment of the sovereignty of the US. I mean how prestigious can you get?

4. Our nation does false-flags all the time. A false flag is when a government creates a violent act (say, blowing up Parliament's lunchroom) and blames it on a foreign nation or on internal terrorists. Thereby it teaches its people to hate that terroristic group. Isn't that sh*tty? False flags that killed many people include the 1995 OKC bombing, the 9-11 affair, which even had a hit on the Pentagon, what a joke, and the Las Vegas shooting of 2017.

Note: Mary Maxwell is a specialist on false flags, for example the Boston Marathon and the Siege in Sydney. Other experts are Ole Dammegard, James Perloff, and the late Elias Davidsson.

5. Two secret societies, the American Medical Association and the American Bar Association, do extreme harm on a regular basis. Say what? Aren't they completely open and accountable? Why call them secretive? Because they are secretive, Charlie. They plot and plan behind the scenes to wreak medical disaster and legal disaster. Then they tell their unsuspecting memberships to follow orders or get defrocked. Hardly anybody stands up to them. Dr Jeff Bradstreet, who claimed to cure autism, stood up to them (the AMA and FDA) and next thing you know he drowns after having shot himself. (What?)

6. Children are trafficked. I watched this happen in an Australian court, but it is an American practice, too. No, wait, it's probably run globally. Organized crime gets bigger and bigger. A lot of not-really-bad guys get roped into it, and before you know it they are doing monstrous things. We should give a name to this very thing -- the converting of humans into monsters. Luckily, a very official whistleblower (a Border Patrol man) has now shown that 55,000 kids got "sold into slavery" (not his words) as part of Biden's Open Border policy. It's on the record. Unchallenged sh*t on the record. It will be part of my Secretaryship to call attention to it.

7. A few billionaires (Bill Gates and Elon Musk come to mind but this goes way back, such as to the DuPont family) think their wealth entitles them to make major decisions for society. Yeah? Over my dead body. Gates wants to eliminate meat from the diet and replace it with bugs. Musk wants to change our brains to fit some sort of schedule of Artificial Intelligence. I guess this is another area where the Secretary for Shit will need to consult with the Secretary of Protection of the Constitution. We the People, not just billionaires, run this country,

8. Geo-engineering. Massively sh*tty, no? For one thing, it's blasphemous. Men playing God. They cause fires, floods, droughts, volcanic explosions -- and get a good laugh out of it. It's on record that we controlled the rain in Vietnam in 1962. It's on the record that New Zealand could make tsunami's in 1945. It's on the record in the 1978 En-mod Treaty. i.e., that nations can make "hostile use of environmental modification technique." There's a November 30,1976 patent for "broadcast transmission of trace quantities of biologically active chemicals." Jerry E Smith gave his all ("all" as in all) to fight the activities of HAARP. (Look it up.)

9. Related to geo-engineering we have Directed Energy Weapons. These may involve laser technology and satellite delivery. The devasting fire on the island of Maui in Hawaii in October 2023 was surely caused by a DEW. Houses were flattened and cars had their windows melted, but trees stood by, untouched. The worst part of this disaster is the lying that suddenly suppressed info about government involvement. People felt naughty if they spoke up. I spoke up. I felt naughty. Maybe a person could start a cabinet post called Secretary for Not Feeling Naughty. Speaking up is essential to our survival.

10. My fave: mind control. A mind-control survivor, Carol Rutz, set me off on my conspiracy-theory journey in 2005. She was trained in the 1950s to do whatever they wanted from her. She was part of the CIA's program of MK-Ultra, but some kids are born in "intergenerational families of incest" where they get manhandled from infancy. Other parts of the controlling of minds are done by cults, by TV screens, or even by simple propaganda. It's my rough guess that the majority of citizens in the US today have been got at by one or more of the government-supported programs for controlling people's brains.

Isn't that outrageous? You have to hand it to the controllers for their ability to douse their own conscience and embark, at times, on pure sadism. See my November 15, 2024 interview with John Kennedy, Jr on the sadism that was involved in breaking him down.

-- Mary Maxwell's website is ConstitutionAndTruth.com. Even as we speak, Ms Maxwell is busy picking out a wardrobe, and hairdo, for each of her two new Cabinet positions.