A post submitted by CGI member Morgan.

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http://www.smoking-mirrors.com/2024/08/the-towers-of-darkness-are-soon-to-be.html

August... September... October... something... something. The road unfolding... is fraught with peril... if I read the road signs colorectally. There's an ill wind blowing no one... that's howling out of The Banker Mile in Jolly Old London. The Black Riders of The Black Nobility are having trouble saddling their skeleton horses; not surprising in this economy.

It's been tits up since Saruman went skint; Dark Magic not being what it used to be. Used to be that The Wrong Sorts had a passion for the game. They did it cause they loved the doing. Now, everyone wants to get paid, and there are no more lemons being made into lemonade. It's all hard cheese and serpent's blood up the way, and Down Here? Well... there's likely not to be a Down Here much longer.

Sir Keith Starmer has stepped into... a righteously deserving... hog lagoon of exploding fecal matter. He wants to cut off the fuel subsidies this winter for the old folk... who refused to die from The Tel Aviv Hotshots, not to mention The Ghost Virus. We'll kill 'em proper this time, [he] says. The h is silent; begging your pardon yer lardship.

Yeah... they are definitely about to get their freak on.

It's just that bad. There's nowhere to put The Dark Continent's imported kiddie killers no more. We'll be needing the space. Taylor Swift is all agitated that her name is being used and... not a royalty payment in sight. Her lawyers will be on to Westminster soon enough about it... I'll warrant.