A post submitted by CGI member Morgan.

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http://www.zippittydodah.com/2024/05/theres-no-such-thing-as-luck-luck-is.html

Well... that shiny new pier they imported from Midnight Solutions in The Dark seems to be a couple of suspensions short of the necessary tension. It's not like there's any shortage of tension, so... it must have something to do with the supply chain being around the necks of whatever gangsta rappers they put in charge of the project. Project? Projects??? Hmm... apparently it was not whatever floats your boat, BUT rather a matter of how to torture and kill off a whole lot of people due to accidents that won't be attributed to you.

It is a remarkable irony that Chief Shit for Brains had this happen on his watch, BUT... I always ask myself... first off... was it intentional? I mean... The Usual Suspects were almost certainly in charge. Larry Silverfish most likely had the insurance contract, and Bill Maher was doing the PR. It all fits nicely together... in order to not fit together.

Of course, it was intentional!!! Someone... somewhere... hired somebody that was incompetent and then just sat back while The Darwin Principle worked itself out. Otherwise... The PalestIndians have really got a Guinness Book streak of bad luck, and there's no such thing as luck. Luck... is something that lazy people depend on... to compensate for their lack of effort.