A post submitted by CGI member, Commonman5150.

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A little levity for a Thursday. If I had any talent at all I would have made a meme out of this, but sadly my computer skills are out of the stone age, still if anyone out there wants to do it feel free, I played the video of the song and these lyrics fit pretty well, anyway I would love to see the results.

ROCK ON Y'ALL!

I Call Myself The Science
(sung to Thomas Dolby's “She Blinded Me With Science”)

I call myself “the science”
I’m always on your TV
My name is Dr Fauci
An evil little man that’s me

I call myself the science
He calls himself the science
Never forget it

Who cares if I lie all the time
Science!
You can’t question my brilliant mind
Science! Science!

I’ll tell you when its safe outside
No you don’t need to be free
I’m the one who makes the rules
You cant get away from me

I call myself the science
He calls himself the science
Never forget it

I control pharmaceuticals
Science!
I have the patent, its beautiful
Science!

Say that I’m a liar
Say that I should resign
I’ll scream out my defiance
You dare attack the science

I call myself the science
He calls himself the science
Never forget it

Good heavens Dr. Birx you’re beautiful!

I am the King
of everything
Bow before me,
Kiss my ring
I am as handsome
As Brad Pitt
If you don’t believe me
You’re full of shit

Listen to me Rand Paul
You don’t know anything
I just twist my words around
Bout this gain of function thing

I call myself the science
He calls himself the science
Never forget it.