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Unbelievable Captured Deep State Zoom Conference Transcript Released! (VI)
Now we understand everything!
Participants:
Klaus Martin Schwab, executive chairman of the World Economic Forum
George Soros, international financier and founder and head of the Open Society Foundations
Charles, Prince of Wales, heir apparent to the British throne, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay
Joseph R. Biden, 46th president of the United States of America
Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States
Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada
Scott Morrison, Prime Minister of Australia
Jacinda Ardern, Prime Minister of New Zealand and Leader of the New Zealand Labour Party
Gladys Berejiklian, Premier of The State of New South Wales, Australia, and the Leader of the New South Wales Liberal Party
Dr. Kerry Chant, Chief Health Officer of New South Wales, Australia
Transcript: (Very Strong Language Warning)
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: I am super jived today to be speaking to you for my mom, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth to the rest of you, about the way that things are going with Klaus’ Great Reset thingy.
Biden: Hey Chucky, what was Diana really like in bed? I heard that she just couldn’t get you off like Camilla and that’s why you ditched her…
Obama: Oh my god, Joe, #ucking control yourself you pervert. Whoever forced me to take you on as my vice president is a dead man…and now you’re #ucking president of the #ucking United States…Jesus Christ almighty!
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: It’s alright Barry, mom tells me that Joey is right out of central casting for what we need him for, and it’s true, Diana was worse in bed than that #ucking iceberg that sank the Titanic…to me anyway…sure she didn’t treat her #ucking horse trainer Hewitt that way. I shipped that #ucker off to die in some muzzie war…that taught him…
Soros: Charles, can we stay on topic please? There are a lot of very important people on the line...
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: Yeah, OK, but do you know that she was #ucking seven different…
Soros: Later, Charles, later!
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: So mom, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth to the rest of you, is super happy with what’s going on with the scamdemic in Australia and New Zealand but is really giving me shit about you Justin…what the #uck is going on in Canada for god’s sake? You’ve got the peons marching in the street in Ottawa unmolested, Alberta totally gave you the bird, you #ucking call for elections when you should have known they would kill you, what the #uck?
Trudeau: I don’t know, Chucky, you know my dad once said, “in my political philosophy I think that there sometimes is room for violence,” and he was right…I am just a #ucking failed drama school teacher, I can’t do real violence like my dad said…like they’re doing in Australia. All they told me I had to do in this role was act…like I knew what to do…they thought that since I was a drama teacher that I could pull it off. All that I ever wanted to be was on a stage somewhere with people clapping and throwing roses at my feet after a masterful performance…but no…I can’t even get off my #ucking campaign bus without having stones thrown at me…do you realize where my ego is right now? You want drama, here’s some drama…tell your #ucking mom to shove it up her royal you know what.
(apparently speaking very loudly in unison) Morrison and Ardens: JUSTIN!! ARE YOU #UCKING KIDDING? YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT OUR SOVEREIGN THAT WAY!!
Trudeau: The #uck I can’t…do you know who my father was?
Obama: You know Justin, maybe we shouldn’t go there…
Soros: Hey Scotty [Morrison], you and Gladys [Berejiklian] are doing such a great job down under, maybe the two of you and that health minister, Cherry Khunt, could give our friend Justin here some pointers…
Chant: Uh, Mr. Soros, Dr. Kerry Chant here on the call…my name is not Cherry Khunt!
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: Cherry Khunt! George…you’re the best! You are absolutely the #ucking best!
Soros: Sorry Mrs. Cherry…
Chant: It’s “Dr. Kerry Chant” again Mr. Soros…and if you don’t get it right very soon I have a concentration camp spot in New South Wales that has your name on it. You thought the Nazis were scary…you ain’t seen nothin’…
Soros: Wow, you are a tough bitch just like they say…anyway, Cherry or Kerry or whatever, do you think that you can help out Justin here to turn his free, democratic country into a genocidal fascist tyranny like you did in Australia before he and his party are totally #ucked in this stupid election he should have never called?
Morrison: You know George, calling the election was the #ucking stupidest thing…I don’t know if there’s anything meaningful that can be done so fast…I mean the concentration camps for the vaccine hesitant that we have in full operation now in Australia took months to plan and build and we’re just getting going with the “final solution” if you know what I mean.
Soros: Sure do…
Schwab: Ah, the final solution! Seig Heil!!!
Soros: Klaus, better keep it down.
Schwab: You know that the Windsors are not exactly what you would call “English.” Right Chucky?
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: Listen Klaus, we can buy and sell your #ucking World Economic Forum from the #ucking change my mom has in her cookie jar…
Obama: Alright, alright, alright…we have important business here and everyone has to just remember that we’re all on the same team. Now, Cherry…
Chant: It’s #ucking Kerry black boy.
Obama: Whatever, Kerry…will you see what you can do to help Justin here to turn Canada into 1938 Germany by September 20?
Chant: What, are you out of your #ucking mind? We’re talking ten days here!
Ardern: You know Barry, Kerry is really right…the only thing that Justin can do at this point is declare martial law and cancel the elections…that’s the way that I run New Zealand. You think Kerry is a super-bitch…she don’t hold a candle to me! Nobody #ucks with Jacinda.
Trudeau: No can do Jacinda. Your entire country can fit in a corner of Saskatchewan and nobody would miss it. But there is one thing that nobody is considering…remember what that great man Joseph Stalin once said…and it means more today than ever…it is not who votes that counts, it is who counts the votes!
Biden: No truer words were ever said!
Trudeau: You all think that I am just a failed drama teacher, well it’s all an act and I am a great actor…I have Canada wired from Vancouver to St. Johns and my good friend Xi [Jinping] and I will do to Canada what he and Klaus’ boys did to the good ole’ USA in 2020.
Soros: #ucking unbelievable…you are a chip off the old block after all!!
Trudeau: They don’t call me Justin Castro for nothing!
Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay: Oh I can’t wait to tell Mum!
Trudeau: To be or not to be! Who the #uck cares?
[Transcript ends]
