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Sometime in the near future: Husband finds Dominion Computer at Garage Sale…

Posted By: GeorgeEaton
Date: Tuesday, 24-Nov-2020 19:26:17
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Sometime in the near future: Husband finds Dominion Computer at Garage Sale…
“Hey honey, come here a sec, you’re not going to believe what I found at a garage sale!” The husband says.
The wife comes in from the kitchen to the dining room table and sees her husband typing away at a computer. “What’s so special about a computer from a garage sale?” She asks in an irritated tone. “It probably won’t even work.”
The husband ignores her as he keeps typing away.
“Here look at this.” The husband says. “how much did you make last year?’
“I made $30,000 last year but should have been paid a lot more.” She answered quickly. “What does that have to do with this computer?”
“This is a Dominion computer; it has special qualities.” The husband answered. “Now watch, all I have to do is program in that you make to 1.5 times your current salary and presto! Now you make $45,000 a year! And we can pay our taxes and bills at .50 and they will be automatically reduced by 50%! I told you I could eventually find a treasure at a garage sale!”
“Wait...what?” The wife responses as her mouth gaps open and her eyes widen. “Wow, I do like the look of that higher salary! Hmm, I wonder, can you use that at the bank where you work?”
“Oh my, “ Her husband answers, “I didn’t even think of that. Imagine how the bank president could use this. I’m getting a raise and a promotion baby! What could go wrong? These Dominion computers are great, we’re going to be rich I tell you, rich!!”





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