Published in 2018 before Gavin Newsom succeeded Jerry Brown as California's governor.

California Now Requires Companies To Have At Least One Gang Member On Executive Board
Babylon Bee
September 3rd, 2018

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SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to encourage inclusion and diversity, a new California law now requires companies to hire at least one gang member to serve on their executive board.

Legislators will reportedly also accept undocumented immigrants or a homeless person if a violent gang member can’t be found.

“It’s high time that gang members start being included in the management of successful companies,” Governor Jerry Brown said in a statement. “Far too many companies simply choose the best person for the job, rather than allow people who might not be qualified because of their criminal activity to have a chance at running a business.”

Scrambling to comply with the new law, hundreds of HR department reps were seen combing the streets of LA, San Francisco, and San Diego looking for members of MS-13, Bloods, or Crips to recruit for their leadership boards.