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From J.P.:
Food for thought. When one tries to “reason” with a lefty democrat, remember you are dealing with a person that believes that a man can be a woman and a woman can be a man and that such a delusion should be encouraged, not discouraged. Discouragement of the delusion is considered immoral and bigoted. Thus our society has unnecessary dilemmas concerning bathrooms, athletic competition at all levels, and “pronoun” controversies subjecting ourselves to all manner of laws, rules, regulations and more needless government control.
Here is a suggestion to break the left’s ridiculous gender ideology and denial of biological reality. President Trump should make a declaration that he is identifying as a woman. The left will have to admit the absurdity of their gender ideology or accept and celebrate “Donna Trump” as the first woman President, thus beating Hillary, Liz Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand to the glorious goal of one of their “female firsts”. Furthermore, If he remains married to Melania he will also be the first gay president and the first lesbian president. He will also be the first lesbian president married to an immigrant! What a most glorious event for the democrats to celebrate.
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From Gill:
1 – Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.
2 – If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.
3 – The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.
4 – Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.
5 – When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.
6 – The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.
7 – I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D, and Candidates running for office.
8 – You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what the fire department is for. Now…if you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.
9 – Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion bullets. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that’s going to end?
I always try and send stimulating informative information to help you broaden your knowledge of the world.
I know that you have always been curious, so now you’ll know.
The first recorded use of toilet paper was in 6th Century China.
By the 14th Century, the Chinese government was mass-producing it.
Packaged toilet paper wasn’t sold in the United States until 1857.
Joseph Gayety, the man who introduced packaged TP to the U.S. had his name printed on every sheet.
Global toilet paper demand uses nearly 30,000 trees every day
That’s 10 million trees a year
It wasn’t until 1935 that a manufacturer was able to promise Splinter-Free Toilet Paper.
Seven percent of Americans admit to stealing rolls of toilet paper in hotels.
Americans use an average of 8.6 sheets of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom
The average roll has 333 sheets.
Historically, what you use to wipe depended on your income level.
In the middle ages they used something called a gompf stick which was just an actual stick used to scrape.
Wealthy Romans used wool soaked in rose water and French royalty used lace.
Other things that were used before toilet paper include: Hay, corn cobs, sticks, stones, sand, moss, hemp, wool, husks, fruit peels, ferns, sponges, seashells, knotted ropes, and broken pottery (ouch!).
70-75% of the world still doesn’t use toilet paper because it is too expensive or there is not sufficient plumbing.
In many Western European countries, bidets are seen as more effective and preferable to toilet paper.
Colored toilet paper was popular in the U.S. until the 1940s.
The reason toilet paper disintegrates so quickly when wet is that the fibers used to make it are very short.
On the International Space Station, they still use regular toilet paper but it has to be sealed in special containers and Compressed
During Desert Storm, the U.S. Army used toilet paper to camouflage their tanks.
In 1973 Johnny Carson caused a toilet paper shortage. He said as a joke that there was a shortage, which there wasn’t, until everyone believed him and ran out to buy up the supply. It took three weeks for some stores to get more stock.
There is a contest sponsored by Charmin to design and make wedding dresses out of toilet paper. The winner gets $2,000.
There was a toilet paper museum in Wisconsin, The Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue, but it closed in 2000
The museum once had over 3,000 rolls of TP from places all over the world, including The Guggenheim, Ellis Island, and Graceland.
There is still a virtual toilet paper museum called Nobody’s Perfect.
In 1996, President Clinton passed a Toilet Paper Tax of 6 cents per roll, which is still in effect today. Obama tried to triple that but the House wouldn’t pass it.
The Pentagon uses, on average, 666 rolls of toilet paper per day.
The most expensive toilet paper in the world is from Portuguese brand Renova.
Renova is three-ply, perfumed, costs $3 per roll and comes in several colors including black, red, blue and green.
The CEO of Renova came up with the idea for black toilet paper while he was at a Cirque du Soleil show.
Beyoncé uses only red Renova toilet paper.
Kris Jenner uses only the black Renova toilet paper.
If you hang your toilet paper so you can pull it from the bottom, you’re considered more intelligent than someone who pulls it from the top. (Wonder how this was determined?)
Koji Suzuki, a Japanese horror novelist best known for writing The Ring, had an entire novel printed on a single roll of toilet paper.
The novel takes place in a public bathroom and the entire story runs approximately three feet long.
When asked what necessity they would bring to a desert island, 49% of people said toilet paper before food.
Queen Elizabeth II wipes her royal bottom with silk handkerchiefs. Wonder if the royal chambermaid gets to wash those?? Yeacht sure wouldn’t want that job!
Muslims wipe their bums with their bare hand— always the left hand . They eat with their right hand If you are caught shop lifting, your right hand is cut off forcing you to eat with your poopy left hand. Yeeeechdt! Yummy!
This history was sent to you using my right hand!!
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