Source:
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index2825.htm

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March 27, 2019

Trump Pulls Off “Greatest Deal In Human History” After He Pivots From Mueller And Saves World From Climate Change

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

A rather formally worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today stating that the US media should apologize for two years of anti-Russian propaganda, wryly notes that Trump haters, who are already having a horrible week, have as yet failed to notice that President Donald Trump has somehow managed to pull off the “greatest deal in human history” to save our world from climate change—and as evidenced by his government’s top NASA scientists—within 24-hours of Special Counsel Robert Mueller and Attorney General Bill Barr completely exonerating him from the Russian collusion hoax—stunningly announcing that the world’s most important glacier in Greenland is reversing course and starting to accumulate ice at an alarming pace—a reversal that amazingly began two years ago after Trump pulled the United States out of the Paris Climate Accord—thus leaving all to wonder what other super powers he may possess, and when he will use them next! [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

According to this report, President Trump is one of the rarest specimens of American human beings known as “homo erectus sensum communem”—a rare and endangered species more commonly known as “Baby Boomers”—who are most noted for their uncanny (some even say unearthly) ability to use what was once known to the ancient peoples of our planet as “common sense”—and that allows them to unnaturally know the difference between truth and lies.

As an example of President Trump using this nearly forgotten “common sense” ability only his rare human species is able to tap into, this report details, was his June-2017 withdrawal of America from the Paris Climate Accord—and that he reinforced in December-2018 by making the United States the only nation in the world not to sign a global climate change agreement.

A shocked and stunned world not knowing why President Trump was giving up on saving our world, especially because the United Nations had just warned in October-2018 that there were only 12-years left to save our planet from a total climate change catastrophe, this report continues, sent historians most knowledgeable about the customs and ways of ancient human beings on a search for answers—some of the most diligent of whom were the scientists at the Russian Academy of Sciences.

Combing through the ancient archives of America, this report notes, diligent Russian historians decided to view them like the rare species “homo erectus sensum communem” would have done using the forgotten ability of “common sense”—and whose astonishing findings discovered that these ancient peoples, like President Trump, were for decades preyed upon by another human species known as “homo alarmist extremists”—and whose monstrous attacks against these “Baby Boomers” included:

In 1969, “homo alarmist extremists” attacking “Baby Boomers” to warn them that because of pollution, the world would end in less than 10-years.

A fearsome hoard of these “homo alarmist extremists” descending upon these “Baby Boomers” in April-1975 to frighten them to near death with dire warnings that the world would end in 10-years—and who warned that the evidence in support of their end of the world predictions had begun to accumulate so massively, meteorologists were hard-pressed to keep up with it.

A little over a year later, in November-1976, another attack by these “homo alarmist extremists” against these now terrified “Baby Boomers” gravely warned them that the world was about to enter a new ice age that would see the oceans eventually freezing over and snow advancing to the equator—and the world would in end in 10-years.

Thirteen years later, in June-1989, these hordes of “homo alarmist extremists” switching their attack tactics against the still unsuspecting “Baby Boomers” to warn and terrify them that it was no longer a new ice age that would kill them all, but global warming—and if not protected against, the world would end in 10-years.

In 2006, “homo alarmist extremists” further warning the now growing skeptical “Baby Boomers” that, because of global warming, the world would end in 10-years.

Only by fully understanding how the rare “homo erectus sensum communem” species President Trump used his near superpower ancient ability of “common sense” against the hoards of “homo alarmist extremists” arrayed against him , this report concludes, can one appreciate what he’s actually done—and in its most simple rendering, shows him having used “common sense” to expose as lies all of the end of the world predictions made as he “somehow” knew our planet is perfectly capable of taking care of itself—a knowing that left his own NASA scientists in shock the other day when they announced that the world’s most important glacier in Greenland, that discharges the most ice in the northern hemisphere, is reversing course and starting to accumulate ice at an alarming pace—and that makes one have to seriously contemplate what supernatural achievement is in store for him next as, beyond all doubt, Trump is being guided and protected by an “unseen” ancient power and force most mortals dare not even speak about—but whose “deals” made with are the greatest in human history—both here and beyond!

March 27, 2019 © EU and US all rights reserved. Permission to use this report in its entirety is granted under the condition it is linked back to its original source at WhatDoesItMean.Com.
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