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There are lots of signs of your spiritual evolution and awakening. Here are 10 INCREDIBLE SIGNS YOU ARE WAKING-UP

1. Your back hurts and your mouth smells like your butt.

2. You realize that stretching and yawning always precede farting.

3. You feel an overwhelming tingling sensation running through your body and realize you plugged the electric blanket into the wrong socket.

4. You realize your wet face is directly correlated to the length of your dog’s tongue.

5. You learn that alarm clocks are made of lots of pieces.

6. You can’t believe that the giant marshmallow you ate in your dream is your missing pillow.

7. You hear strange loud sounds outside and realize people are actually having a life.

8. You stand-up too quickly, and feel dizzy, and blame it on your sudden miraculous enlightenment.

9. You stumble out of your quiet bedroom and realize you are in another dimension with kids, a cat, a mortgage, a job and a free bad attitude.

10. You realize that the supernatural signs of your awakening have nothing to do with your ego pretending it doesn't exist and killing everyone who says it does.

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