FYI: This modern-day remake of Allan Sherman's classic 1963 comedy recording is based on the melody from the ballet, Dance of the Hours, that was included in Amilcare Ponchielli's opera entitled, La Gioconda (Wikipedia).
-NW

HILARIOUS: Classic ‘Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh’ Song Gets Updated for Radical Anti-Israel Campus Protests
By Mike LaChance
Gateway Pundit
May. 3, 2024

Lyrics via Twitter/X:

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
I have joined Camp Intifada
Camp is very instigating

And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining

The tuition is so pricey
To attend a Poison Ivy
You remember Ilhan’s daughter
She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter

All the comrades hate the Zios
Who lack pronouns in their bios
And we want to charm the Houthis
So we hold hands and chant ‘Death to the Yahudis’

I’ve made new friends who are less white
And my Hebrew is now left-right
And when Jew kids, start to roll in
We demand that they all go back home to Poland

Let me stay, oh Muddah, Faddah
Globalize the Intifada
Don’t bring me back to the suburbs;
Cancel my tuition for next year

Let me stay, I’ll proudly wear my Keffiyeh
And loudly shout “Death to America”
I know everything to say
I’ve been here one whole day

Dearest father, darling mother
I’ll stay one way, or another
You paid thousands to this college
So our camp could make the janitor a hostage

Wait a minute, cops are coming
We’re uprising, they are stunning
Kindly send some food and water
Mother, father, I’m expelled from your alma mater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUjP5eYB6DM&t=153s