JAG CONVICTS D.C. DISTRICT ATTORNEY FOR TREASON

By Michael Baxter

March 24, 2024

Last week, the United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps convicted U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Matthew Graves of Treason. Graves had vowed to remain silent but ended up self-snitching himself into a Death Sentence.

As reported in January, Delta Force operators captured Graves while he was vacationing at a Colorado ski resort. The Deep State pawn was taken to a holding facility and, later, to Guantanamo Bay for intake and interrogation. Predictably, he had refused JAG’s magnanimous plea deal: lifelong imprisonment in exchange for an admission of guilt and the whereabouts of retired and active-duty military personnel allegedly held at secret Federal Penitentiaries. Graves reportedly told investigators he only meted out the punishment and that if covert prisons existed, Merrick Garland had the coordinates. Then he was all bluff and bluster, saying JAG would eventually incur Biden’s wrath.

Two months of confinement in a six-by-nine-foot cubicle hardened Graves’ resolve, his disdain for all things Trump. He likened Trump to Apollyon, the Destroyer of Revelation 9:11, and MAGA to a destructive swarm of locusts.

“Where Trump goes, destruction follows. He’s the personification of evil, the destroyer”, Graves had said.

As he stepped inside Guantanamo Bay’s south courtroom, flanked by a pair of MPs, he shouted that his only regret in life was his failure to prosecute all “maggot” MAGA patriots in the country and condemn them to life behind bars or an eternity in purgatory.

“Spare us your fantasies, detainee Graves, and have a seat”, Vice Admiral Darse E. Crandall said. “We’ll make this procedure as quick and painful for you as possible”.

The Admiral introduced the panel, three Marine Corps Officers whom JAG had empaneled to weigh the evidence against Graves impartially. Nonetheless, their eyes narrowed contemptuously at Graves as he seated himself and announced he would not participate in the tribunal.

“I’ll say now all I’ll say today”, Graves said. “I reject this tribunal. “It is false. I am detained illegally, and there will be retribution”.

“We’re happy you got that off your chest”, Admiral Crandall said.

He then approached the panel. “Detainee Graves, in all his splendor, has boasted about how his vital role in coordinating the nationwide prosecution of over 1,000 J6ers helped make America a safer country. What he never said, and what’s been proven by publicly available video evidence, is that the overwhelming majority of the 1,000 committed no crimes. They practiced their 1st Amendment right to assemble and express views through peaceful protest, the protest of a stolen election. He doesn’t deny these facts; he’s proud of it”.

“Damn right, I am”, Graves blurted. “They got less than they deserved. I wanted them all wired to the chair, trembling and sizzling as they fried. Anyone questioning Biden’s victory should’ve had poison put in their veins or have been electrocuted. And that means all of you! And when I leave here, I will ensure that happens, especially after this”.

“Easy now, detainee Graves. You wouldn’t want to risk your innocence”, Admiral Crandall taunted. You did what you felt was right, of course”.

“You felt their punishments didn’t fit their crimes, didn’t you”? Admiral Crandall goaded.

“That’s right. All of them, just like you all, are domestic terrorists and deserve a life sentence or death. But, no, I couldn’t do that. I was told 22 years maximum for insurrection and, in some cases—probation. D.C. is ours, not theirs, and we had the authority to hunt down those MAGA pukes. MAGA, MAGA, MAGA—I was sick and fucking tired of hearing about MAGA. And that goes for your military traitors, too; you assholes who still support Donald Trump. What is wrong with you people”? Graves said.

“We support the Constitution of the United States, detainee Graves”. the Admiral replied.

“I’ve said enough”, Graves said, but continued his reproval anyway. “The Constitution, the Constitution, the Constitution, that’s all I ever hear you people talk about, your undying devotion to a document that should’ve been burned long ago. We don’t care about your Constitution anymore. It’s a prehistoric fossil written by men who have turned to dust. If I’m gone, someone else will pick up the torch. How many have you killed, Admiral Crandall? You’re a practiced hypocrite”.

The Admiral ordered MPs to Restrain and Gag Graves. He showed the panel a copy of an email Graves had sent to FBI Director Christopher Wray in April 2021, which highlighted his hatred for and desire to eradicate the “January 6 insurrectionists”. His Discursive Jeremiad bounced between slandering and defaming President Trump and labeling MAGA a threat to democracy. “Any man or woman over 13 years of age identifying as MAGA should be summarily put to death; any man or woman calling themselves patriots should likewise meet a gas chamber”, Graves wrote.

In one paragraph, he ascribed President Trump’s charisma to witchcraft, saying Trump “put spells” on his friends, family, and supporters.

“It’s more rational than it sounds, Director Wray. Why else would a woman like Melania stay with the buffoon? Why else would half the country bow to him? Yes, they’re all nuts, but there’s more to it. Demonology”, Graves wrote.

“This commission doesn’t recognize insanity or occultism as mechanisms of defense”, Admiral Crandall said. “The facts are clear and indisputable. The detainee knowingly used specious charges to prosecute and jail innocent people. Many of them were federal plants who were prosecuted and released. The Deep State did a very good job obfuscating which were plants, but we also know that many law-abiding citizens remain behind bars. Detainee Graves committed acts of treason, and I ask you panel members to find him guilty of that crime”.

Graves shuddered in his seat, mumbling into the gag.

The panel unanimously delivered a verdict of guilty and recommended the death penalty.

Admiral Crandall assented, and he scheduled Graves’ Execution for Tuesday, March 26.

I anticipate having information on Merrick Garland’s Tribunal tomorrow.

SOURCE: https://realrawnews.com/2024/03/jag-convicts-d-c-district-attorney-for-treason/