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Lionel: "Katt Williams Was Right About the Illuminati: Is This What Happened to John Cena?" [9:11 video (cc)]
In a twist that seemed more fitting for a bizarre alternate reality than the dignified Oscars, actor John Cena found himself at the center of what could only be described as a peculiar spectacle. Picture this: the man once known for his muscular bravado in WWE, reduced to shuffling onto the grand stage, his attire replaced with nothing but a cardboard sign. This wasn't just any entrance; it was his cue to present the award for Best Costume Design, of all things.
The internet, in its infinite wisdom and restraint (note the heavy sarcasm), quickly erupted, labeling the stunt as nothing short of a “humiliation ritual.” Critics from the shadowy corners of social media spun tales faster than Spider-Man slings webs, claiming Cena was being paraded like a puppet, a display of loyalty to some omnipotent "ruling class" – or, as they like to whisper in hushed tones, the "Illuminati."
But wait, the plot thickens, as Cena, ever the trooper, took the bafflement a step further by slipping into a dress during the presentation. Now, whether this was a bold statement on fashion, a comedic skit gone awry, or indeed some cryptic initiation ritual (as the online oracles suggest), one thing was clear: Cena's Oscars appearance would be etched in the annals of internet conspiracy and meme culture for years to come.
And somewhere, amidst the chaos of tweets and hot takes, the true meaning of 'Best Costume Design' was momentarily lost, overshadowed by Cena's unexpected runway moment. Who knew cardboard could stir up such controversy?
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