MIND IS ENTERTAINING.
ENJOY IT’S CONNIPTION FITS
WHEN LIFE DOESN’T GO ITS WAY.
DON’T TALK TO IT WHEN IT GOES NUTS, JUST RELAX, RELEASE, LET GO,
AND BE THANKFUL YOU ARE ALIVE
HAVING WEIRD EXPERIENCES.
IF YOU CAN’T, OR WON’T DO THAT,
MAYBE YOU AND YOUR MIND
WILL GET LUCKY AND DIE SCREAMING.

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I used to let my mind run wild,
Untamed, unruly like a child.
I didn’t know my mind’s a tool
That makes me wise or a fool.
I started watching every thought,
Banished the stupid ones I caught.
Mean thoughts that will not leave my mind
I replace with other kinds.
Two thoughts at once no one can play
Contrary to what your ex did say.
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These facts about life, earth, humans, mind, thoughts, and emotions have been meticulously and precisely arranged in random and jumbled disorder for odd experience value (just like life). Thoughts are numbered because I was too lazy to number the pages.
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1. All humans bring sunshine into a room, some by entering, some by leaving, some by bringing donuts, some by showing up in an obituary.