THE EVIDENCE

LIFE doesn’t care what you do. LIFE doesn’t care what you don’t do. Earth, nature, the universe (LIFE) is not interested, is not concerned and could not care less about the nonsensical, illogical, irrational, bizarre and maniacal things humans do to each other. It doesn’t even care if you put pineapple on a pizza.

LIFE is like a stage in a play. The stage (LIFE) is neutral, indifferent, unbiased, detached, impartial, and nonjudgmental. Life doesn’t give a flying squirrel about what human minds conjure and perform on the stage of life.

LIFE is like Disneyland, a theme park, a circus, a spook alley, a taco truck in an alley that puts Skippy dog food in its tacos, and a house of mirrors and horrors, and thrills and chills and exotic pills–it is mindlessly oblivious, and mentally and emotionally incapable of stopping humans from giving each other wedgies.

LIFE (nature) births humans and kills them with impunity. Electricity, lightening, tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes (and your mother-in-law’s cookies if she doesn’t like you) do their deeds with nary a forethought and without a care in the world.

WHAT’S THE POINT?

LIFE provides the stage and human thinking, beliefs, and actions provide the drama that makes life worth living (except for those deluded minds who think life is trying to do more than just entertain itself through its avatar’s antics–which LIFE thinks is extremely entertaining). LIFE isn’t trying to save you (not even from yourself). LIFE is on the adventure of its life, and if YOU want to enjoy it, don’t eat at that taco truck in the alley (unless that’s the pukey adventure your mind conned you into). BON APPÉTIT.