By Clif High - October 9, 2023

Fart Audits . . . Is there a Nazi Regierungskolonie on the Moon?

Are there Nazis walking on the Moon?

There are plenty of woo stories circulating about the ‘secret Nazi base on the moon’. But is there any support in our reality for this idea?

And naturally provoked is another question, is there evidence of any government from Earth having a secret Moon colony?

How would we determine this?

Asking ChatGPT elicits the response that is attached to the end of this article.

Basically, the idea that comes across, is to do what used to be called in the old days, a ‘fart audit’.

In the early days of developing software for corporations, including government, a protocol arose in the coding & design parts of the software community of a ‘fart audit’, in which the proposed (by management) software concept itself was given a quick-and-dirty audit to see if it was possible to code, and if so, was it economic to code/build, and would the code work in the real world if it was done. Basically, as a coder, you wanted to know your work would not end up being abandoned due to faulty thinking; you wanted the project to pass the smell test.

Performing a fart audit on the idea of Nazi base on the moon, and eliminating the idea that the supplies for the base are derived from the Moon itself, we can basically determine if such a base existed by the amount of hops being grown, and consumed here Earthside in the form of beer. And the amount that would be disappearing from the agricultural record, and from the beer making industrial process.

It would be a Hops metric. The idea being that Germans drink beer, and even on the Moon, Germans would need beer which requires hops and barley to make. ChatGPT was used to explore various parameters around this idea.

Even assuming NO rockets involved, so assuming all transport is via UFO, there is still a need for a port on Earth for loading, then lifting material off-planet. There is still a need for farmers, for beef, for pork, for beer, for grains as feeds for animals, and as breads, and stocks for beer as well as other foods.

Sparing the reader the gruesome details, it comes down to this form of a metric: here on Earth, for every 145 people, there is a requirement for over 2000 acres of plants, and meats, and dairy production. Noting that free water is not abundant on the moon, even more requirements are placed on Earth in supporting a Moon colony. There is a requirement for 50 acres of mines of various types to supply enough metals. There are needs for specific acres in specific areas to grow specific plants for medicines. There is a need for 320 acres of easily retrieved sands JUST for glass use. There is a larger need for sand for concrete and other forms of building, presuming there is not silicon based sands on the Moon. There is a further need for specific machinery to support the colony, as well as many other needs.

No Moon colony can be viewed as self supporting. From our view point here Earthside, the easiest material to track would be for specific types of specialized machinery. If any of that were disappearing from our Earthside supplies, well, it may be indicating something.

Working with ChatGPT on the Nazi Moon base question specifically, I postulated a ‘village sized’ initial colony of 145 individuals. This is approximately one-tenth of what would be required to have any hope of the colony growing over time towards self-sufficiency.

The numbers don’t lie. A German can drink X number of pints a beer a day and will expect to have that many, even on the Moon. So at 1450 people, we are looking at over 20,000 acres of production just for foods. Then all the other acreage for all the other needs.

None of these figures include the Earthside personnel that are required to support the off-planet lifting of material. These figures do not also reflect the need for very specialized talents in the personnel both Earthside, and more importantly, in Space and on the Moon.

A realistic estimate by ChatGPT placed the number of colonists required, given the specialized skill sets, and even assuming that every person was able to do the work of 2 other people in their skills, we are still talking about nearly 10,000 people in the colony. Of course, that requires over 200,000 acres for food production here on Earth. And on it goes. More personnel at the port, more at the production of goods down here that can’t be made up there (usually due to the lack of free flowing water).

And much more monetary impact.

Then there is the extra added costs of the security. Imagine what you have to pay to keep a Moon colony secret! Even just secret from the public, and assuming the military of the planet knows, still the costs will run high.

In analyzing readily available sources on a global scale, there is no evidence to support a Nazi Moon colony.

So this idea of the German Reich from the 1930s colonizing the Moon, did not pass the Fart Audit. It does not pass the ‘smell test’ for soundness of thinking.

But, we have to note somethings. There are other forms of secret space activity than colonies. These would not require the extensive level of Earthside support. Also, if the Moon were replete with resources, including most importantly, readily available water, the costs to Earth to support the colony would be far less, thus harder to locate in financial records. There is ALWAYS the other problem which is the thousands of acres required to grow the food, and the food animals to support humans. It is not possible for such to be on the ‘back side’ of the moon for reasons of solar irradiation, unless they are augmented by extra light which means a power station to provide the lights, and all the accompanying personnel and resources to support that. ChatGPT calculated that to replace (for 145 colonist in our example model) the 2000+ acres need for plant and animal growth, in an under the surface of the Moon operation, would be about 3,000 to 10,000 times as expensive as growing the same material here on Earth with free solar radiation. And that is assuming that the under surface facilities existed; in other words, not including the costs of creating them.

We also need to note that there are, indeed, many wonky areas in government budgets that are able to be located, and many of these do seem to relate to Space and the Moon, though not, directly, to a Moon colony.

We also have to note that there are many reports, over actual centuries, of UFOs taking on water from lakes here on Earth. This is exactly the activity that would be required on a periodic basis to support humans on the moon, no matter what the nature of their activity. Note that a Moon Base is not, necessarily, a Moon Colony. Difference in both concept and design.

Noting that the death of the central banking model of global control is upon us, the use of ChatGPT as a sophisticated audit tool is bound to increase. It exhibits far less woke & wonky behavior put to the straight forward task of auditing government reports. It does have a lot of network errors as the number of files is huge, and their cross connections are also numerous.

In my opinion, the powers that be have really missed what is developing now, and will be ballooning out over these next few years, that is to say, a move by citizens to audit their governments using AI assistance. IMO, government is fucked now.

*** Noting that much of weaponized government is based on obfuscation of payment records, AI will prove to be an invaluable tool for citizens in removing the layers put on by government deliberately attempting to hide their activities.***

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As the ChatGPT session indicated, there would be huge impacts of such an expensive undertaking within the financial markets that could also be tracked.

Extract from the ChatGPT session:

Query:

If any government had a secret moon colony, that they were siphoning off money and supplies, how would we determine this?

ChatGPT

Determining if a government had a secret moon colony and was siphoning off money and supplies would require a multifaceted approach. Here are some methods that investigators, journalists, or concerned citizens might employ:

Financial Analysis:

Budget Scrutiny: Examine government budgets for unexplained allocations, cost overruns, or vague line items. The moon colony would require substantial funds, and even if funds are hidden in various sectors, consistent financial anomalies could be a clue.

Contractor Payments: Monitor payments to aerospace, construction, and logistics companies. Large payments without clear public projects could be a sign.

Supply Chain Monitoring:

Even with a secret transport method, the sheer volume of supplies required would be noticeable. Investigate manufacturers of specialized equipment or consumables (like space food) for unexplained production surges.

Monitor transportation and port activity. Unusual shipments, especially those with high security, might be a clue.

Personnel Movement:

Recruitment: If the government is hiring experts in space tech, radiation medicine, lunar geology, etc., at high rates, it might indicate a project like a moon colony.

Disappearances: Track any unusual patterns of skilled individuals going on long sabbaticals, disappearing, or being unreachable.

Communication:

Even a secret colony would require communication. Track satellite communication or other potential communication methods for unusual patterns or encrypted signals.

Whistleblowers:

Large projects increase the risk of individuals leaking information, either due to conscience, grievances, or other reasons. Stay attentive to claims, documents, or evidence presented by potential whistleblowers.

Astronomical Observations:

Amateur astronomers, with sophisticated telescopes, could potentially spot unusual activities on the moon's surface or track unidentified objects traveling between Earth and the moon.

Environmental Impact:

Monitor for environmental anomalies in areas suspected of being linked to the project. The ecological footprint of such a massive endeavor could be noticeable.

Healthcare Patterns:

Track healthcare facilities for treatments of conditions that might be associated with prolonged stays on the moon (e.g., conditions related to low gravity or radiation exposure).

Foreign Intelligence & Surveillance:

It's unlikely that other nations would remain oblivious. Leaked documents, intelligence reports, or diplomatic cables might hint at such activities.

Cultural & Social Indicators:

Look for cultural artifacts, insider references, or other indirect mentions that might hint at the knowledge or influence of such a project.

Technological Developments:

Monitor for sudden or unexplained advancements in related technologies. A secret moon project could accelerate certain tech domains.

Legal & Land Acquisitions:

Even if facilities are secret, there might be legal trails of land acquisitions, facility constructions, or other infrastructure developments in remote areas.

Risk Analysis:

Large-scale secret projects entail risks. Monitor for accidents, unexplained explosions, or other incidents that might be linked to such a project.

Internal Documentation:

Scrutinize government publications, internal memos, or other communication for unexplained codes, references, or redactions.

In any such investigation, it's essential to approach with skepticism and corroborate evidence from multiple sources. The existence of one or two of the aforementioned points doesn't confirm a secret moon colony, but a consistent pattern across multiple domains would certainly raise questions.

End ChatGPT extract.

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