A post submitted by CGI member MAXtheMAGAnificent.

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Very early this coming Monday morning every freedom and springtime loving person in driving range of Manhattan pack something to eat for the day and get in your car or truck, fill it up with gas (maybe best to do this the night before) and just head for downtown Manhattan to enjoy Springtime in New York. When you go there, be sure to dress for enjoying the pleasures of springtime in New York...which you are...no provocative clothing and no flags! Try to leave early enough to avoid the rush hour because NYC is just lovely in the springtime and a lot of people will have the same idea for sure, maybe a million people!

Once in Manhattan, just drive towards the central downtown area, which is around Broadway and Chambers Street. Once you are in this area, just keep driving around in the area or as close as you can get to it until you can find a parking place on the street. Don't park in a parking lot as they are way too expensive. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET OUT OF YOUR CAR OR TRUCK UNLESS YOU ARE LEGALLY PARKED ON THE STREET, AND THEN JUST GET OUT OF YOUR CAR FOR PURE NECESSITY...THEN GET BACK INTO IT. YOU ARE THERE FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO ENJOY THE WONDERS OF DOWNTOWN NYC IN SPRINGTIME FROM YOUR CAR. BEWARE OF ANY PERSON ON THE STREET OR IN A VEHICLE THAT ATTEMPTS TO DRAW YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR AND INTO A CROWD. Most importantly, stay in your car, be silent and totally law-abiding...it's the only way to ENJOY SPRINGTIME IN NEW YORK.

I don't know what you can do about going to the bathroom, you'll have to get creative on that one...try fasting for the day so you won't have anything in you. And hey, if you've got an RV with a bathroom in it, drive it in...solves everything...maybe you can even help out some of your fellow freedom, I mean springtime lovers.

Go home Monday evening or sleep in your vehicle if you can't get out of Manhattan because of the terrible traffic. If you do get out, be sure to repeat on Tuesday, as that will be the most important day to be there. In fact, if you can't do Monday, be sure to be there on Tuesday. Monday and especially Tuesday will be just the best time to enjoy Springtime in New York!

Max