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Captured Deep State Zoom Conference Transcript Released!
Now we understand everything!

Conference Participants:

Klaus Martin Schwab, executive chairman of the World Economic Forum
Bill Gates, Co-chair and Trustee of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
George Soros, international financier and founder and head of the Open Society Foundations
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives

Charles “Chuck” Schumer, Majority Leader of United States Senate
Alejandro Mayorkas, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security
Xavier Becerra, Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services
Troy A. Miller, Commissioner (SOPDOC) for U.S. Customs and Border Protection
Lloyd J. Austin III, Secretary of Defense

Transcript: (Language Warning)

Gates: Hi everybody. George, Klaus, and I just got off a Zoom conference with, among others, Xi Jinping and he is totally pissed. You know we were told to get the kill shot into at least 70% of the US population by July 4th and here we are nearly the end of August and nowhere near that. Xi has been moving troops across our southern border and positioning them out across America thanks to you Troy and Alejandro and is working with Justin [Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada] to get his regular troops ready to go in from Canada. We need our people sick and dying, particularly our military, Lloyd, so that when the time comes for China to take over they will have limited resistance.

Pelosi: Bill, tell me again, when China takes over what’s in it for us, the people who are going to make it all possible? I mean I am next in line for the White House when we take out old Joe and Camela…do I still get to be president when this is all over? Will there still be a president of the United States…shit, will there still be a United States?

Schwab: Nancy, how many times do I have to tell you…we made a deal with Xi…he gets North America because he needs all the great farm land to feed his people and we get to keep all of Europe except what Putin keeps for Russia, plus Australia. The rest of the world we and China will share the resources after we wipe out most of the populations with the vaccines. We’ll get you a nice castle in France with as many slaves as you want…you’ll love it!

Schumer: How about me! What do I get?

[jumble of voices assumed to be Becerra, Mayorkas, Miller, and Austin]: …what…me…how…me…what do I…get…unintelligible…get…money…unintelligible

Schwab: Shut up!!! Silence!!! You #ucking Americans are like children! You will do what we tell you to do and if you do we will take care of you! We will take care of you, is that not correct George?

Soros: Oh yes, we will take care of you, we definitely will take care of you.

Schwab: Now, let us go down the list of what needs to be done. Austin, what is going on with Afghanistan?

Austin: We are bringing out as many Afghan men of military age who will join up around the US with the Chinese and UN forces that have been coming over the southern border. At the same time we are abandoning any US citizens left in country and anybody who helped the US efforts in Afghanistan to their fates at the hands of the Taliban. Today we began to withdraw our remaining troops to meet the Taliban deadline of the end of the month. It’s all going according to plan.

Schwab: Good. Mayorkas…what are you doing at DHS?

Mayorkas: We are working with the DOJ to continue on our campaign to criminalize anyone who could be considered a domestic terrorist including people who call themselves patriots, Trump supporters, anti-vaxxers, climate deniers, second amendment supporters…you know, the usual suspects. We’re working with Soros’ people to infiltrate their organizations and hopefully set them up for a big false flag event that we can use to shame the Congress into finally passing universal gun confiscation legislation.

Soros: Yeah, right, if Nancy and Chucky can ever get their heads out of their asses and actually get that done in Congress.

Pelosi: Look George, you have to understand that we are still a constitutional republic and it is…

Soros: #uck your #ucking constitutional republic. You know that I have spent hundreds of millions of dollars buying your #ucking mayors, city councilmen, school board members, attorneys general, state legislators, state judges, governors, congressmen, senators, federal judges, supreme court judges, and now the #ucking president of the #ucking United States of America…and I can’t get a simple gun confiscation bill across the goal line? You people are the most #ucking worthless politicians I have ever bought, and I have bought them all over the #ucking world.

Schumer: We’ll get it done. But if you think that these people are just going to hand in their guns you have another thing…

Schwab: Silence!! I will hear none of this!! Look at Australia! We have achieved a total police state there and it is all because we got their guns. Make it happen! Now, how about you Becerra…your boy Fauci is stepping all over himself saying one thing one day and the opposite the next. The CDC is contradicting the FDA, nobody believes anything you guys are saying…even the dolts who took the shot… and the bottom line is over 50% are still un-vaxed…it’s a disgrace!

Becerra: The only way we are going to get this done is with mandates and the only way we get mandates to really work is if the shots are fully FDA approved. This experimental use authorization crap has been killing us…they keep throwing this Nuremberg Code shit at us so now I told the FDA to give final approval to the Pfizer shot because it is the most lethal one and now we can push the boosters which will be the actual kill shots. Biden’s twisting all the corporations to require their employees to get jabbed or be fired and we are getting good help from Vanguard, BlackRock, and State Street on this with their controlling holdings, and of course Lloyd is mandating the military…it’s all coming together…and finally Troy here is bringing in as many Covid positive illegals in across the border as he can and spreading them all over the country to support the deadly delta variant narrative. Getting to your 70% shouldn’t be a problem…not July 4th but for sure by Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Schwab: Never, ever speak the word Christ in my presence. Alright, we’re done here, but you Americans better get your shit together fast. Xi doesn’t take prisoners and the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, and that little $hit Prince Charles are all over me and I am getting tired of it. Good day.

[Transcript Ends]