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Watch out for this one. The Dog Fart varient is silent but deadly.

Critics are hailing the DF varient as the must have, most action filled varient of the 2021 summer of protein spikes!

Even though there is no test to detect or verify the DF varient, it is being called the most deadly variant ever to grace the big screen of media dogpiles!

Of all the varients made up by the covid cult, the DF varient is far more deadly than any so far, and is spreading like wildfire among dog owners.

Note: The latest varient release from the CDC warns that DF varient can also be contracted from close contact with Dr Fauci.

Symptoms of the DF varient include an oder similar to that of a dead skunk laying in the Texas sun for three days, when your pet, or Dr Fauci enters a room.

The DF varient hs been shown to cause sensations of great panic among Human individuals, as many have been observed tripping over each other, while exiting the room as quickly as possible, in attempts to escape the deadly oder.

Dr Fauci, and the CDC, are now demanding, that until further notice, pet owners are now required to strap 2 to 3 masks over thier dogs' ass to flatten the curve, and to cur-tail the spread of this most deadly varient to date.

With all these precautions however, there are still hurdles to be overcome.

With so many of Dr Faucis' colleaugues swearing on stacks of Bibles that Fauci doesn't know his own ass from his own elbows, and that CDC director is a shill for communist China, questions still remain.

Fauci, for his part, has agreed to take part in Senate hearings to determine when, or if, Dr Fauci will ever pull his own head out of his own ass.

Lion

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