Hmm, what if your area of the country doesn't offer the JnJ jab? And what if they ask you where you supposedly received the shot? Do you play dumb and say you can't remember?
-NW

Jim Stone, Freelance Journalist

TOP POSTED FOR A WHILE: SAMPLE CONVERSATION WITH THE BIDEN VAX BRIGADE

One note to below: Say you got the "Johnson" vax, not "Johnson and Johnson" because you are supposed to be playing stupid.

NEW METHOD: Don't create suspicion. Answer the door cheerfully and make it go like this:

Sample conversation (improvise)

Them: Hi! I am from the Vax Brigade! How are you doing?

You: "I am short time right now, what do you have?" (Make sure you say WHAT DO YOU HAVE?)

"We are here to inform you about the vax".

"Oh, I just had the Johnson vax in June, and I am fine, thanks for your concern!" (MAKE SURE YOU SAY THANKS FOR THEIR CONCERN)

"Have your neighbors been vaxxed?"

"I don't know about all of them but I do know (point at the leftist troublemaker's house) that they are skeptical. I don't know why, I had no problems". (MKE SURE YOU SAY YOU HAD THE VAX AND HAD NO PROBLEMS)

"Insert additional random question from vax goon"

Your response - "I have a lot to do" or "I have to go pick up the kids" or "I am in the middle of cleaning" and "THANK YOU for chatting!", (MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM THANK YOU AGAIN.) Take any promotional crap they might have and tell them you'll share it, and THANK YOU. Then be done with them as politely as possible.

If they ask you for proof of the vax, pretend to look for it, even on your phone and say, "oh, I was not ready for this! Even take this part as far as letting them scroll your photos and when nothing shows up, say, "Oh, it is probably on the other phone, my spouse (might) have it." Your spouse, (if they really push it) does not have to know where the "other" possibly even nonexistent phone is. Make sure your spouse knows you'll be answering the vax goons this way, and be on the same page.

Coming off as ROCK STUPID rather than smart will also help enormously, you do not need to impress them.