Dr. FAUCI - THE DEEP STATE'S WET DREAM

Imagine an ordinary planet minding its own business trying to survive debt slavery. Meanwhile, a fellow named Dr. Fauci is in Davos sitting in a Deep State meeting. Dr. Fauci raises his hand to speak. It's his turn, and he says to all the lazy, low life, beady eyed, greedy, psychopathic control freaks at the table: “what if I come up with a weaponized virus and transmit that virus throughout the entire population of Planet Earth. What if this virus kills old people, the disabled and people with terrible illnesses but leaves the young ones for you to reeducate and be your willing slaves?” He stops to take a look at the Deep State members' bulging veins filled with blood filled with adrenaline, spittle is dripping out of their greedy little mouths, they're twitching with excitement. They say yes, yes, yes Dr. Fauci! We'll pay you anything you want if you can do that! Fauci stops them and says: “But wait there's more! What if I could make all these people insist on wearing deadly masks and beg to be given a 'vaccine' that is actually a biological genetic mind control agent to be activated and controlled by 5G? What would THAT be worth to you??”

No, that never happened. Dr. Fauci, you really blew it. Little man you could have gotten so much more if only you HAD done that. But you did not do that. Oh, the road not taken. But you did actually know all about Covid. Your deadly, diabolical history is an open book in a documentary called “Plandemic”. But I digress.

Dr. Fauci's Covid 19 virus: a weaponized virus that is so smart it knows not to do too much damage to any 'Free States' like Florida and Texas. It knows how to behave. It has manners. It will only bother people wearing masks and waiting online in a restaurant. But it does not infect the people who are eating and not wearing masks. What a considerate little virus. Clever too. It has half the souls on Planet Earth begging to be poked with an experimental biological agent. No more calls – we have a winner! The duck just came down. Pay the man $50 George. Yes, Groucho would have loved to put that skit in his act. The Deep State gets high Marx for that one (sorry, I couldn't help myself) ). But a mask will protect you from Covid–right? Groucho would have loved that segue...

Oh yes, 'THE MASK', via Dr. Fauci. Why do you think the Deep State demands that you wear a mask? We all know that after wearing your mask for about an hour you have turned it into a walking Petri dish. A Covid 19 biological breeding ground. You are told to wear a mask, so it will KILL you. Get it? Got it. Good. Depopulation is one of the primary goals of the Deep State. They're not hiding this. So many willing subjects – so little time. Fauci is the Deep State's wet dream! This little elf came up with the holy grail of fear. Yes, this little varmint has arranged for most of the planet's population to wear killer masks! The Deep State sure got its money's worth with Dr. Fauci. Talk about ROI! Fauci is a living (so far), breathing monument to one of the Deep State's primary goals in their plan to control all human beings on the planet. Another conspiracy theory? Be careful now. Care to bet your mask?

About your mask...how long have you been wearing that mask? Ever watch people wearing masks? They sneeze into them. Spit into them. Drool into them. Blow snot into them. Yawn into them. Breathe through them. Talk and laugh and cry into them. Scratch their face with them. Scratch their nose with them. Cough into them. Wrap them around their ears. They take them off to eat...and put them right back on again when they're done. But they don't replace them until they get back home where they can finally take their mask off and be safe ('be safe', don't you really hate when people say that?). I ask you honestly. If you were waiting on a line somewhere, anywhere, and someone asked you to hold their mask for a few minutes while they stepped away, would you say, sure, and take that contaminated piece of mucilaginous moist garbage into your hands and hold it for them? Of course not. That's gross. Really gross. Only Tull's “Aqualung'' would be comfortable handling someone's used mask. Still think it prevents Covid? Come on, the truth. Then how come there are more Covid cases and Covid deaths in the states that demand you constantly wear a mask than there are in the 'Free States' like Florida and Texas? Hello, anyone home? Of course, it doesn't prevent Covid. You need 2 masks. No, 3 masks. No, 4 masks. 5 masks? But you're being told, that disgusting slimy damp 'face nappy' keeps you safe from Covid. If you think that disgusting piece of contaminated garbage keeps you safe from anything then I've got a bridge to sell you (the Killer Cuomo bridge is out of stock).

Covid 19 gets excited when it 'sees' someone wearing a disgusting mask. It's one of Covid's preferred biological breeding grounds. Think of all those cute little Covids procreating on your face. You're walking around with a BIOLOGICAL BREEDER on your face. Yes, imported all the way from China, it's the weaponized Wuhan Covid 19 virus. Don't let the WHO tell you it came from anywhere else. The WHO has been bought and paid for by the CCP fair and square. President Trump stopped us from sending any more of our hard earned money to the WHO. But the WHO is alive and kicking (and paid for again with our money) in sleepy Joe's regime. It's an inside secret that the Deep State's favorite song is “Teenage Wasteland”. The Deep State has a thing for the WHO.

Anyway, this Seagull had Covid. It was very uncomfortable. Like a few other nasty viruses I've had over the years. But on the Deep State's Richter Scale for fear, Covid gets a perfect 10! Except in Free States like Florida. No mask mandate. The oldest population in the USA and no mask mandate. Florida has less Covid cases and deaths than New York or California who are in total lockdown with mandatory mask requirements! I told you Covid was a clever little bug. But the Deep State is working feverishly on that problem. Maybe they will use HAARP technology to send a winter storm to Texas and monster hurricanes to Florida. Uh oh, there's another conspiracy 'theory'. That's another story for another day. I'm tired. Maybe I'll retire in Free Florida and hang out with the thousands of old Seagulls who have already gone there to retire. I'll just take my chances with the hurricanes or hisicanes, or whatever stupid name the woke gulls are calling them these days. Yeah, we have a few 'woke gulls' too. Oy.

Speaking of 'woke' gulls, just recently the menacing mass media mob morons cancelled America's other favorite Doctor. Dr. Zoos. Now I know that a few 'woke' seagulls have lost their minds, but canceling the world's beloved Dr. Zoos? I don't think their elevator goes to the top floor – know what I mean? So in tribute to Dr. Zoos, who's remarkable books will continue to be passed down from one generation to the next I offer this definitive Treatise on 'The Mask':

I WILL NOT WEAR IT ON MY FACE

I will not wear it any place
I will not wear it to get in
I will not wear it on my chin
I will not wear it on my ear
I will not wear it out of fear
I will not wear your stupid mask
I will not wear it do not ask.

Anyway Fauci, you're just a silly little man to the Deep State now. Your job is essentially done. There are no pats on the head from the Deep State. But little elf, your 'Big Lie' is nothing to sneeze at. Who knows, Fauci, maybe you and Covid are at the beginning of a beautiful relationship. But in the end you may regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life (luv Bogey). You see little elf, I'll say it again, there are no pats on the head from the Deep State. You just did what you were paid to do.

Jonathan Seagull

Excerpted from “American Reichstad”, by Jonathan Seagull