Burning calories through Sex...
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent............... 12 Calories

Without her consent......... 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands.............. 8 Calories

With one hand................. 12 Calories

With your teeth................ 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection............... 6 Calories

Without an erection......... 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary........................... 12 Calories

69 lying down.................... 78 Calories

69 standing up................. 812 Calories

Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories

Doggy Style........................ 326 Calories

Italian chandelier............. 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real.................................... 112 Calories

Fake................................... 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging..... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately... 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:

20-29 years.......... 36 Calories

30-39 years.......... 80 Calories

40-49 years.......... 124 Calories

50-59 years.......... 1,972 Calories60

60-69 years.......... 7,916 Calories

70 and over.......... Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..................... 32 Calories

In a hurry............... 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door.... 5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..... 13,521 Calories

Results may vary...
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD...

Right now, as you read this...

Over 50 Million couples are having SEX !!!

And you're on the computer !!!