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Friday Funny --- About Those Old Geezers

Posted By: Watchman
Date: Friday, 4-Jan-2019 09:52:38
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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic at his house. He hired a cute young nurse/receptionist and put a sign up on his lawn that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 -and if not cured, get back $1,000"

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer still had not learned beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get a spare $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr Geezer recognized Dr. Young and remembered the smart ass know it all intern from the hospital.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from the blue bottle in drawer 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.
Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr.Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr.Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from the blue


bottle in box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's Gasoline!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.

Dr.Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 ..

as Dr. Young, smirking, held out his hand, Dr. Geezer Slowly counted the money into his hand, substituting 10 one dollar bills for the 100's..

Dr. Young exclaimed: "But this is only $10!

Dr.Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500 ...

Moral of story -Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer..

Just Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

NOW-- GO ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!





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