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Moses and Jesus play golf
Posted By: MrFusion Date: Wednesday, 13-Jan-2021 05:52:28
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In Response To: This Week's Laughter is the Best Medicine: When Moses Went Fishing (Dquixote1217)
Moses and Jesus play golf
One day Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They were at the tee of a beautiful par 3, with a lake right in the middle of the fairway. Moses selects a 5 iron, tees-up his ball and swings. His ball sails very high and lands in the middle of the lake. He mutters to himself and tees-up a second ball, this time selecting a 4 iron. This shot was perfect; landing right in the middle of the green.
Jesus pauses for a moment to ponder his club selection. "Hmmmm..... Arnold Palmer would use this," he says as he picks up a 5 iron.
"But, Jesus. My 5 iron shot ended up in the lake. You should use a 4 iron!"
"Nope. Arnie would use a 5," insisted Jesus.
So, Jesus swings hard and alas his shot ends up in the middle of the lake too. Jesus strolls over to the lake and walks out on the water to retrieve his ball. As Jesus is walking on the water trying to locate his ball a foursome comes up to the tee, sees a man walking on the water and one of them exclaims, "Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No," explains Moses, "He is Jesus Christ. He thinks He's Arnold Palmer."
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http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/old89/palmer.846.html
I heard this joke many years ago on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show. I forget which guest told it.
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- This Week's Laughter is the Best Medicine: When Moses Went Fishing
Dquixote1217 -- Wednesday, 13-Jan-2021 05:52:28
- Moses and Jesus play golf
MrFusion -- Wednesday, 13-Jan-2021 05:52:28
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