At one time I was without dimension. I was merely a dot.

(dancing dots are useful when reading lyrics for karaoke).

When I entered the first dimension, my dots connected and formed a straight line.

(Lines are really bad...especially at Walmart)..

When I entered the second dimension, my line turned and formed a square and I became a plane

(planes that don’t crash are good).

When I entered the third dimension my square multiplied and I became a cube

(Cubes are useful in ice tea).

When I entered the fourth dimension, my cube started watching the clock to see when it was time to enter the fifth dimension

(time is very important because if you run out, they get mad at you and bury you and afterwards throw frisbees to demonstrate the proper use of time).

When I entered the fifth dimension at precisely six o’clock I became a mathematical abstraction only understood by Dolphins when they squeaked at each other

(Mathematical abstractions are used by toddlers when designing sand castles on a beach....sooooo....I can't wait for the earth to enter the fifth dimension in a week. And in case that happens, I'll see you in the sandbox....or not.

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When I entered the sixth dimension I used abstracted math to enter a parallel universe where I made one decision that left other decisions unmade and formed other parallel universes

(Now I don’t know where I am, but it doesn’t matter, because neither do my 17 ex-wives that I never married who got mad and created universes where shoes are free).

When I entered the seventh dimension, all hell broke loose, and I disappeared from myself, and so now I think I’m out looking for myself but I’m not sure because I don’t know if I am a regular or irregular polytope or just a mere theory seeking federal funding.

BEWARE OF UNIVERSES - They are wierd