(Satire)

Dear People,

We built the prisons with your tax money and we operate them with your tax dollars and then we have the prisoners do work that used to be covered by a corporation who used to pay a living wage.

Now we just have to pay them a few cents an hour and you house and pay for their GMO food, which even the animals won't eat so we get it cheap. Thank Yuu so much; without the obedient taxpayer this would never happen.

Thank you for letting us arrest and keep your people, children and countrymen that have done no violent crime; they are the best workers. This way in due time the work force will be run effectively by us, for us from the prison that you bought and paid for. We're good, don't you think???

And for great sex apply now as a prison guard (did I say that) (prisoners also have there fair share of fun; whether they want it or not).

We abuse the prison guards as it makes them meaner to those they are over. We bring in special teachers from other countries to show us best ways in abuse; my haven't we come along way baby?

We will remove you from our land that we allow you to look at from afar because you aren't good enough to touch it or be trusted with it. We'have effectively dumbed you down to the point you won't even stand up for the rights you are loosing because you never knew you had them.

You know the old saying; never knew what you had till its gone.

Never mind, you probably don't; go play some more.

Thankful folks do know what they have; most of you just wanted more; never had enough. Fun, Fun, Fun till my daddy takes the T-Bird away; isn't that the song?

No more worries just like you've been hoping for. We will be responsible for the lights, electricity, the biochemical testing (we won't discuss that part; get a few more bucks for it with your meat as payment). Water (never mind about the fluoride)
or any other drugs that we decide to place in the water. Just another side job we took on at no interest to you. (that was funny; you don't get interest any more either except maybe negative interest rates where we take your money that you entrust to us in the bank.

The whole time we've got you looking up and down and all around with one stupid celebrity after another. Look up and down and all around; now look at my thumb, gee your dumb.

And the churches who the government has wrapped around its 5013c finger won't even stand up for its people when it should, hint, hint.

Yes, we are dumping Barium in your skies to make you apathetic and for the most part it is working quite well. You have become quite apathetic and pathetic. You remind me of Gollum from lord of the rings.

Perhaps that was the adderal we gave you

http://nypost.com/2013/04/21/the-kennedy-meth/

Forget that; we are calling it meth now and selling it as illegal
(we still get paybacks on that through our dark projects. The ones you are not Allowed to SEE but you pay for so we can do anything we want. Including charge a million for a fricking hammer.

Have a good day, until we figure out a way to take more than our share:)

Those you left in charge while you went off to play.