Hi Tom

I love jokes

A woman is standing looking in the bathroom mirror
She is not happy with what she sees and
says to her husband
"I feel horrible; I look old and fat and ugly ...
I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The Husband replies,
"Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

I would love to be a fly on the wall

I asked My husband one time
Do I look fat in this - this was when I was
much much much younger

him turning around and looking at me
he started to say something and then
this look came over his face
He asked me
"Do you think I'm crazy
I'm not answering that" while
laughing
I too was laughing

The best thing I heard this week
was from Mom

Mom and her friend
decided to go for coffee
Her friend's daughter had given her
a key fob with high pitch noise on it
for protection

so the girl's go to coffee
and just as they were getting up to go
the fob goes off
well everyone in the place including those two
are looking to the kitchen
what is going on in the kitchen
this noise is loud so people start leaving
well the two of leave and as they walk to the car
one of says
my God that noise is loud
it seems to be following us
as they get to car
the other one says
It's the alarm on your car
and Mom says
I don't have an alarm on the car
Yes you do the noise is coming from your car
open the door that will stop it
then my Mom looked at her and said
that noise is coming from your purse
Well the two of them are still giggling about
knowing they were the two culprits that
cleared the restaurant out

Then she says to me
don't be telling to many people
that it was us

ok not to many
just a few

my Mom is a barrel of laughter

Cath