There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each....

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat." With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need a jet ski." With a flash, a jet ski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks inquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, "Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."

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There was a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were stranded on an island. One day as they walked the beach looking for a rescue ship they found and old bottle that had washed up on the beach. They opened it and out popped a Genie. He was very grateful for being allowed the freedom from the bottle so he granted them each one wish.

The redhead thought for a moment and said I wish I were at home in San Francisco..."POOF"...she disappeared and was back at her home.

The brunette thought for a moment and said I wish that I was in Paris with my boyfriend..."POOF"...she is in Paris having dinner with her boyfriend.

The blonde looked around and said, "Gee its lonely here! I wish my friends were back..."Poof, Poof".