Technicality? Yeah, right.

Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped On Technicality Amid Human Trafficking Investigation
Zero Hedge | July 12, 2018
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Charges against Stormy Daniels have been dropped on a technicality following her early Thursday arrest at an Ohio strip club as part of a human trafficking and prostitution sting.

Daniels was observed using her bare breasts to smack patrons, as well as grab the breasts of female patrons, according to the arrest report.

At approximately 11:30 a dancer using the stage name Stormy Daniels, later identified as Stephanie Clifford made her way to the main stage and began performing. The majority of the patrons got up from their tables and stood immediately adjacent to the stage throwing dollar bills at Ms. Clifford. During her performance after removing her top exposing her breasts she began forcing the faces of patrons into her chest and using her bare breasts to smack the patrons. The officers observed Ms. Clifford fondling the breasts of female patrons....

...Ms. Clifford leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts and against her chest. Ms. Clifford then made her way over to Det. Lancaster and performed the same acts on him forcing his face into her chest between her breasts and began smacking his face with her bare breasts."

Fortunately for Stormy (real name Stephanie Clifford), she was arrested under a law that requires "regular" performances, while she had only performed once at the Sirens Gentlemen's club. That said, she was scheduled to perform Thursday night as well - meaning that had the Columbus PD charged her after her second performance at the club, the charges might have stuck.

I am pleased to report that the charges against my client @stormydaniels have been dismissed in their entirety (below motion was just granted). I want to thank Joe Gibson & his colleagues at the prosecutors ofc for their professionalism starting with our first call early this am. pic.twitter.com/xHPSWsyqM2
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018