Well that's great news.

Just package it up and sell it as a pain pill.

What to people care? They don't.

I watch commercials about pills every few months.

Restating in the worst way possible.

This pill helps you use the restroom without having an urgent need to go, it will tighten your muscles so you can't go until your bladder is so full it can't hold back.

At least you are't wearing diapers and can hang out longer with friends and family.

Do not operate heavy equipment or drive while taking this drug.

Side effects include

1. irritability, you will be meaner to the people around you,

2. sleeplessness, you will be a danger to others due to slow response times when you operate equipment or drive while taking this drug.

Some participants report

1 irregular heart beat

2. liver damage

3. increased diagnosis of diabetes

Ask your doctor for a prescription of 'stated drug'.

And of course 18 months later the lawsuit for the folks that died, and the rest who no longer have access to the pill because it ruined their bodies, are demanding technology to heal what they decided to break by taking the pill in the first place.

Yes, at the time, anything, and when it doesn't work...anything.

So, sell the sugar pill, and tell these people the same things and they'll ask their doctor for it, and guess what, some will still die from taking it, it will get pulled and lawsuits will ensue.

The end.