The Reptile Report #030200
ECHELON IS THE Y2K BUG

ECHELON is the Y2K Bug and you’re all infected.

The catafalque Y2K catalepsy was nothing more than the power elite’s method of being sure that the world’s computers were compliant for ECHELON, the infamous Y2K Bug! That’s right folks. You all paid oodles and oodles of digits to have the CIA’s catachriesis plumbers infect your systems so that they, the CIA of course, could SPY ON YOU!

Now isn’t that just as special as it gets?

Jana Janus
Omnipresent on The Mean Planet

The following are a a Reptile Report and a Thrill Report about the subject of Y2K. Read on brothers and sisters...

The Reptile Report #090199
LAUGH LAUGH

Here's an old Thrill I wrote in January (including some minor changes and additions).

The Thrill Report #012699
F U R 4 A NWO C Y2K!

Either the New World Order "Josephs" are so incredibly stupid that they "forgot" to add two digits to the date or they planned it this way. Chaos has always been their M.O. They always instigate it when they want to put one over on Humanity (eg. WWI, WWII, Vietnam, "Desert Storm" and Kosovo).

So which do you think it is?

If the Y2K "Millennium Bug" is caused by their maggotian stupidity, how can we ever trust them to run anything, let alone the world? If they planned the Y2K snafu how can we ever trust them to run anything, let alone the world?

The Rogue Butterfly
Scribe in the Ancient Language of Thrill

Continuing on with The Reptile Report.

How ON EARTH can two digits cause Humanity to dance such a jig to some chaotic polka the media is hyping us with? After all, there were no computers in 1900 so the "00" has never been used AS A DATE. We are intelligent people. Surely we can read "00" as 2000 AS A DATE! Further, the second "0" has been used at least five times since 1950 so we know IT works. What's the big deal about the first "0" rolling over? Did someone forget to place it between the "9" and the "1"?

I think the bungarums [hoodless snakes] are playing with us YET AGAIN.

You remember, not so long ago, when people were sleeping outside department stores to buy some stupid toy? Well, that was a mind control experiment conducted by the maggot-brains [aka NWO aka Old World Disorder). They were trying to prove to the aliens that they had control of the world. (They thought they were going to "show off".) Their demonstration failed when only a small percentage of the victims actually showed up. Since the turnout wasn't very impressive the media was busybusybusy (doing what they do best) trying to make a molehill appear as a mountain. That's when it began to dawn on the NWO cockroach leftovers (aka SOG Siberian Outhouse Gunks) that something was drastically wrong. They are still having a hard time accepting the fact that the REAL Aliens have already "high-tailed it" outta here. The REAL Aliens read the eviction noticed issued by The Earth and since THEY know how to READ WITH COMPREHENSION, THEY left IMMEDIATELY. They know it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

That's the difference between a REAL Alien and a host vehicle (aka Joseph of Egypt). A REAL Alien knows when it's quitting time and acts accordingly. A host vehicle (aka Ricky Rat Club Member) just keeps on scratching its head even when its head is missing.

The situation is not without its ironic side though. The last thing the REAL Aliens did before they left (in their feeble efforts to assuage the monumental wrath of Mother Nature and the Universal Council) was to program their host vehicles (aka "The Chosen Ratskateers") with "The Lemming Maneuver" and set them on "automatic pilot".

'I hate to say it but I told you so, don't mind my preachin' to you
I said "don't trust 'em, baby" now you know
You don't know ev'rything there is to know in school.
Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice, I said that he was a tease
If you want help you better ask me now
So be sincere, convince me with a "pretty please"

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely, oh so lonely

Don't think I'm bein' funny when I say you got just what you deserve
I can't help feeling you found out today
You thought you would, you could, you had a lot of nerve

Won't say I'm sorry for the things I said. I'm glad he packed up to go
You kept on braggin' he was yours instead
Found you don't know ev'rything there is to know

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me...'
--The Beau Brummels "Laugh Laugh"

Jana Janus
Omnipresent on The Mean Planet