The Slazon Report #120600
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Children Watch Men Do “Number Two” On Pokemon Television Commercial.

I am really, REALLY angry. I just witnessed something so disgusting I was temporarily stunned. I actually don’t know if I can find the words to describe it. The fact of it alone is enough to indict everyone, EVERY LAST PERSON, holding a position of power in this country and I mean EVERYONE. That something so base, so disgraceful, so blatantly corrupting could have gotten this far is a scandal of gigantic proportions. Now I know what the Floridian Talmudic debates are all about. They are distracting everyone while they make their filthy moves on our children.

Late this afternoon, between episodes of Pokemon, they ran a commercial for something selling for $7.99. When I looked up and caught my first glimpse of it, two men were pulling down their pants in separate stalls in a public toilet and both started verbally coaxing their “number two’s” out of their behinds. One guy was talking out loud to himself and writing something on the toilet paper and the other guy was overhearing him from the other stall. The guy writing was talking about something that made the other guy think he was talking about his bowel movement. The writing guy even asked for more paper from the other guy. After the other guy passed the toilet paper under the divider he started talking to his “number two” (that’s what they called it) in a coaxing manner.

I was so shocked, I was immobilized in a state of disbelief. I didn’t even write down the name of the advertiser. I think it had something to do with communications. I felt that I had been morally assaulted. I felt like I had just witnessed a pedophile molesting a child. I could hardly believe my eyes.

What is going on people? How can this be happening? Has everyone lost their minds? Where are the Christian ministers? Where is the vice squad? Where are the politicians? Where are the child psychiatrists and psychologists? Where are the teachers? Or are you all in it together? Are you selling out your children so you can have more, bigger and better toys for yourselves?

I’m warning you! Your children are under attack from every quarter. If you do not stand up for them you will lose them. You have been suckered into chasing “The American Dream” leaving your children to fend for themselves in the Satanic Nightmare. YOUR TELEVISION SET IS RAISING YOUR CHILDREN!

I want you to think about something. That filthy piece of cockroach dung called a “commercial” cost a lot of money to produce. Someone had to write the script. Actors were hired to play their parts. A studio was available to shoot it in. Professionals were hired to produce the whole thing. It was approved of by the company who paid for it. It was ALLOWED to be shown during a so-called CHILDREN’S PROGRAM! The content was utterly disgusting. It was encouraging children to view men with their pants down in a public toilet talking to their feces. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE CREEPS HAVE DONE TO YOUR CHILDREN?

I am outraged and you better be outraged too. If you’re not, you are spiritually and morally dead. This is it folks. It doesn’t get any worse than this because for this to be broadcast in broad daylight, to an audience of children, the perpetrators must believe that they can get away with it. And that means that this is just the tip of the iceberg!

“I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE!”--Network (the film)

Jana Janus
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