The Thrill Report #102698.2
THE SNAKE EDICT

"...Destroy another fetus now, we don't like children anyhow..."
--Leonard Cohen, The Future (CD)

Men!

Keep your snake under control at all times.

Keep your snake out of places where it does not belong. If your snake is caught in a casual diddle, and it starts something, your snake is 100% responsible for the outcome.

Your snake is responsible for the birth of all Children, and all the aborted Children. Therefore your snake is responsible for the well-being of every Child in existence. Your snake will insure that all Children are safe, nourished, protected, educated, housed, clothed and free from the criminal acts of pedophiles, pornographers and abusers.

Your snake will insure that every Child has the exact same chance in life. Every Child will have a bicycle for every stage of growing up and wonderful places to ride it. There will be no pollution or dangers where Children ride their bicycles. There will be no class system when it comes to Children. Every snake issue shall be equal in all things.

Snakes do not get to blame the receptacle for anything, ever again. From this moment on, your snake will proudly bear full responsibility for every Child on/in Planet Earth (and that also includes the aborted ones). They are all here because a snake shot its wad in a most sacred place.

Clean up this mess, you snake you.

Judgment is Based on the Treatment of Children.

The Rogue Butterfly
Scribe in the Ancient Language of Thrill