I'll bet many of you have recently received some nasty diatribes in your email boxes, I know I found some when I checked mine.

They seem to've been generated by an angry spamster whose work I've encountered elsewhere on the web.

May it never be that I should make light of the pain this spamster has caused Rayelen, but let us all get some laughter out of the spamster's diatribes.

Here's how:

Read anything the spamster composed when he was angry silently to yourself in the voice of Adam Sandler doing his Crazy-Pickle-Man routine. The spam's seem naturally to fit the cadence and tone of Mr. Sandler's comedic.

I was in a library reading through my inbox when I did this and experienced fits of laughter almost to the point of tears.

Perhaps I will soon receive another such missive to provide a pleasant counterpoint to obscure researches into hidden things.

Many Blessings

von Monke