While Jesse Jackson throws gasoline on the burning fires of race relations, the Democratic party is making a play worthy of Nike.... JUST DO IT, MICHAEL!!!

The Democratic Elders have decided that Al Gore is as appealing as day old oatmeal, and half as filling.

The Elders have decided that they will do anything to keep a Democrat in the White House. These silly people. Can you believe they stil believe there is a difference between the parties?

Evidently the deal with Jesse Jackson will be to have Michael Jordan team up with Bill Bradley and score a big one for the Democratic team.

Jackson of course, will be able to pick whatever position he wants. Attorney General, Secretary of Defense, Race Relations and Hate Crimes Czar!

I think he would look good in a grey Gestapo like uniform. Just like the surgeon general wears a uniform, maybe the Race/Hate Czar will get to wear a uniform and play tyrant.

This is the year of insanity in politics!

Even if we do all join together as Betty Jean wants us to do, and throw our votes behind the Reform Candidate, the voting machines are rigged. Until we go back to paper ballots we will not have a real election.

Maybe we should set up tables outside the voting places, and do another election with real paper ballots? Do you think we could get a campaign like this organized in one year?

It will be expensive. Do you think Ross Perot will pay for it? If he won't, do you have any suggestions.... I mean other than having troops from the United Nations moniter our voting booths to make sure there is no election fraud.