The Thrill Report #040499
The Disappearing Impluvium

This morning, when I was storming the pages of my trusty old dictionary, looking up the meaning of the word "implosion", I stumbled across an incredible word, practically next door. I marked the page for later because I had no time to dwell on it since I was fully engaged in imploding the House of Rot. (See TTR THE IMPLOSION OF THE HOUSE OF ROT.) But in the brief moment that my eyes lit on it I was stunned by the implication of it and by the time I tore my eyes away I was outraged. The word is "impluvium".

impluvium n. impluvia pl. [L. impluvium or inpluvium from impluere to rain into; in in, and pluere, to rain] in ancient Roman architecture a basin in the middle of the atrium or entrance hall below the compluvium or open space in the roof, to receive the rain. (Webster's New 20th Century Dictionary 1964)

I was stunned because it is such a simple and elegant way to secure a reliable water supply. I was outraged because water has been taken out of our hands and those who control it are poisoning it. We have become slaves of the water keepers. We must have water to live! The inhuman nonbeings know this and have plotted against us to poison our drinking water with floride.

An impluvium was a perfect way of providing ourselves and our families with drinking water. It was so natural, like solar energy, like windmills and it has been taken from us and as usual, used against us.

Had these criminals not interfered with this we would have continued the practice of creating rain receptors in our homes. We would have developed so differently had not these greedy, evil monsters connived to take everything away from us including our right to a drink of pure water.

A impluvium was such a brilliant method of receiving and storing WATER, second only to AIR in importance. Water is one of the most valuable resources on Earth. We cannot live very long without it. This was a perfect system that respected the individuals need for water and honored the water itself. It also promoted independence by placing water under the control of the individual. The only way the inhuman nonbeings could poison the water through this system is either to poison the rain or sneak into the house and poison the impluvium. Both are rather dubious in their effectiveness.

And if the theft of our water wasn't enough for these hounds from hell, they have also stolen the word right out of the later dictionaries. There is no mention of impluvium in Webster's New World Dictionary (1970) or Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary (1984).

[John 1:1] In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

THE WORD WAS GOD!

That is why the inhuman nonbeings are trying to steal our words. They are trying to make GOD go away!

They deserve implosion.

Jana Janus
The Rogue Butterfly
Scribe in the Ancient Language of Thrill