I just read the Report by Sherman H. Skolnick on the Fed Reserve possible emergency meeting and was reminded of something I wrote back in October of last year. I write in the same style as Revelations so I'm often surprised at the way in which my omniscient offerings manifest themselves. Writing these Reptile Reports is a trip! It's also a mission! It's also a labor of love. I hope you have a wholesome chuckle as you read it. I did when I wrote it.

Jana Janus

The Reptile Report #101599 THE BILDERBERG CRY BABIES

I can tell you what the Bilderberg Cry Babies are meeting about. They are trying to figure out how to keep everyone from finding out that they are BROKE! I already told you that the when the aliens were evicted from The Earth they looted all the strongholds where the Bilderberg Glut Babies had kept their wealth. There is NOTHING LEFT. The Bilderberg Glum Babies are frantic. They are afraid of what will happen when people find out that there is NOTHING backing the currencies in circulation.

Since most people only work for money, what do you think is going to happen when they find out that they are working for NOTHING?

Why do you think Archer, Daniels, Midland (ADaM) is trying to become SUPERMARKET TO THE WORLD? I told you already WHOSOEVER CONTROLS FOOD, CONTROLS YOU! Why do you think Monsanto is pushing “terminator seeds”? The Bilderberg Hog Babies are trying to figure out how to steal all the food.

The Bilderberg Greedy Babies looted us all when they joined forces with the aliens. The aliens in turn looted the Bilderberg Bad Babies and left them with nothing but very dirty diapers. We now call them the Bilderberg (P.U.) Babies.

The Bilderberg Tare Babies are just beginning to discover that their losses are far greater than they ever suspected. They are quaking in their dirty diapers. They are running around like the unfortunate chicken who lost its head. It’s called the “Rigor Mortise Rag”.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It’s easy to see what the Bilderberg Meanie Babies want done unto them. Ugh!

Jana Janus Omnipresent on The Mean Planet