Did anyone notice that the man who had his leg bitten off by a shark in the Bahamas was a Wall Street Banker? His wife is with the District Attorney's office in NYC.

I know this is probably a stretch... but do you think he could have been in the Bahamas investigating the Barclay's "metal-backed" bank?

Please don't tell me that he was a Faction Two agent and Faction One sent a mind controlled shark after him!

Did you ever hear the story about the doctor, the lawyer and the banker who were out fishing? Their boat ran out of gas in the middle of a school of sharks. The three men decided that one of them had to swim to shore. They drew straws and the lawyer lost. He jumped in the water. All the sharks quickly parted and lined up on either side of the lawyer, giving him a clear path in which to swim.

He quickly swam to shore and quickly came back. The doctor asked him, "Why did those sharks line up the way they did and let you swim right through them?"

The lawyer answered, "Professional courtesy!"

Too bad the Wall Street Banker wasn't a lawyer!!