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Reader Stormy: "Some Humor For 2018"

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Date: Tuesday, 2-Jan-2018 02:22:32

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Some Humor For 2018

A man walks into a bar in New York where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have? The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says “168”, The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and the latest medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?” The guy answers, “Whiskey.” The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Dallas Cowboys, and the University of Texas . The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try one more time.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, “Whiskey.” The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man answers “50”.

The robot leans in real close and whispers, “So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary didn't get elected?"

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